For the couple who wants more gore in their love story! Please file this under “Alright, sure, why not, if you have to have an engagement photo I guess this is better than the two of you standing in a field holding hands?”
Although why does the guy have to be doing the saving? She looks just as tough(-ish) as him. Get out there and fight for your life, lady!! Let me tell you, if I can ever trick anyone into marrying me and that motherfucker came out of the woodwork, I’d be all “HELL NO I FINALLY FOUND LOVE” and then whip a sledgehammer out of my updo and start busting balls.
The photos are from Hungary’s ElevenPhoto, and the whole set is pretty fun. They should have hired a writer to spice up that dialogue, though! Oh well, this peanut gallery will now show up and enjoy the bloody shitstorm of the lovely young couple’s affections.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
