- Apparently Dina Lohan has forgotten that Lindsay Lohan is in court-ordered rehab in lieu of jail. Dina says she’s, “trying to get her to New York to be with us for Thanksgiving,” and the judge isn’t pleased.
- Though Lindsay has been granted some day passes recently for good behavior, the judge won’t give her permission to leave the state until after January 3rd. Betty Ford will be hosting a Thanksgiving dinner that’s open to family members, so it’s unclear why Dina can’t just visit her in California. [E!Radar]
- Capri Anderson has released the text messages in which Charlie Sheen flirts with her and tries to pay her off after he trashed his room at the Plaza Hotel. He writes, “All I need is an Acct number etc and I will wire u 20k if u think that will cover everything … I really feel bad, u are as cool and sexy and as sweet and fun and friendly as they get!” [TMZ]
- Capri is rethinking her lawsuit against Charlie, but sources say it has nothing to do with the “ludicrous” lawsuit he filed against her. [Radar]
- ZOMG! Christina Aguilera was photographed holding hands with a new dude! The guy she’s K-I-S-S-I-N-G is Matt Rutler, a set assistant she met while making Burlesque. [Yahoo]
- Jennifer Jason Leigh has filed for divorce from her husband of five years, Noah Baumbach. She is seeking physical custody of their son. [Radar]
- Emmy Rossum and Adam Duritz have split. [Us]
- Can I interest you in a frumpy knock off of Kate Middleton‘s engagement dress? [Us]
- Mike Mizanin of the Back to New York season of The Real World became a WWE champion last night. [Us]
- Horrible news: Michael Brea, who appeared on Ugly Betty has been accused of killing his mother with a samurai sword while screaming passages from the Bible and then cutting off her head. [Us]
- Leonardo DiCaprio finally made it to Russia after his first plane’s engine failed. While there, he donated $1 million for tiger conservation. [People]
- Oksana Grigorieva‘s former bodyguard claims Mel Gibson wanted to have him murdered. He also says he dated Oksana, which she denies, and once impersonated a police officer, so he isn’t exactly the most credible guy. [Radar]
- Heidi Montag says she didn’t feel like she was “prepared enough” for her multiple plastic surgery, and places the blame on her late doctor. “Maybe I should have known,” she said. “But how can you know when your doctor’s saying, ‘It’s just a little of this, it’s just a little of that’? You know, it really becomes a lot.” [Radar]
- Gossip Girl insiders insist Taylor Momsen isn’t being written out of the show because she’s a brat. “Jenny isn’t in college like everyone else, so it’s hard to weave her into the central storylines,” says a source. “We don’t want to just bring her in to hang out at the breakfast table with Lily and Rufus and say a line or two-we want a reason to have her there.” [E!]
- BREAKING: Elisabeth Moss dyed her hair blonde. [Us]
- Axl Rose is suing the makers of Guitar Hero for over $20 million dollars for fraud, breach of contract and unjust enrichment. Basically, he’s upset about the game using “Welcome to the Jungle” and featuring “Slash imagery.” [Radar]
- Scully and Mulder are together again, and not just in my dreams. [Perez]
- Jessica Simpson on the state of her uterus: “There are no babies yet, but I definitely see myself having a family with him, so that’s exciting to think about.” Tabloid editors responded, “We know!!” [Peopel]
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