E. Jean Carroll Likens Trump to ‘Walrus,’ ‘Rhino,’ and ‘Nothing’
In an interview with Rachel Maddow, E. Jean Carroll continued to eat Donald Trump up with little effort.


On Friday, the second defamation trial between former President Donald Trump and journalist and author E. Jean Carroll concluded with a civil jury’s determination that Trump had, in fact, defamed Carroll, and ordered him to fork over more than $83 million.
That staggering sum was nearly 10 times what Carroll’s legal team asked for (about $10 million), and Trump responded in kind on Truth Social: “Absolutely ridiculous! I fully disagree with both verdicts, and will be appealing this whole Biden Directed Witch Hunt focused on me and the Republican Party. Our Legal System is out of control, and being used as a Political Weapon,” he wrote. “They have taken away all First Amendment Rights. THIS IS NOT AMERICA!”
Fortunately, in Carroll’s America, not only is Trump about to be out quite a bit of money, but he continues to get dragged to hell by the woman to whom it’s been awarded. In a new interview with Rachel Maddow, Carroll deliciously likened Trump to a “walrus snorting,” a “rhino flopping his hands,” and somehow, most cuttingly, “nothing.”