EU Leaders Are So Sick of Britain's Crap One Named Her Cat 'Brexit'
LatestBrexit is still a slow-motion disaster, and frankly, the leaders of the European Union are getting goddamn sick of it.
In the latest development, speaker John Bercow—the guy who yells “order! order!”—blocked a third Commons vote on essentially the same damn withdrawal proposal from Theresa May, citing a rule from the year 1604. Cool. The Guardian has a report on the responses to the chaos from across the Channel. German chancellor Angela Merkel said she would fight to avoid a no-deal Brexit until the last possible moment, but frankly, there’s nothing she can do about the absolute clown town that is Westminster. She had this absolutely withering comment on the situation: “I admit that I wasn’t on top of the British parliament’s 17th-century procedural rules.”