Form an orderly queue of liars over there, please.


Over at Us Weekly, there’s a convenient Anna Nicole death tribute post up. We paraphrase after the jump.

Playboy magazine founder Hugh Hefner, who crowned Smith the Playmate of the Year in 1993
“It’s teribbly sad that someone who had showed the world her breasts and vagina should now die. Which one was she again?”

Donna Hogan, Anna Nicole Smith’s sister
“We are deeply upset by the loss of the millions our dear sister Whatshername and we shall continue to fight for the millions care for her daughter Thingumybob. Probably.”

Howard Stern, Anna Nicole’s lawyer and companion
“So I get all the money now, right?”

Larry Birkhead, Anna Nicole’s former boyfriend and possible father of her daughter
“So I get all the money now, right?”

The family of J. Howard Marshall II, whom Anna Nicole married in 1994

Anna Nicole’s former interior decorator and friend Bobby Trendy
“Shit, shit, shit, shit, what the fuck am I gonna do NOW?”

[Us Weekly lines ’em up]
Earlier [Die, talentless parasite, Die!]

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