Hell Yeah, Some Guy From Real Housewives Is Going to Abolish ICE by Doing Karate at It
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Good morning! As every sunrise brings new wonders, today it appears that Joe Giudice, a man that a brief Google search tells me used to be large but has since made himself smaller, is planning on using his newfound karate skills to defeat Immigrations and Customs Enforcement. Truly wild shit! Giudice, who I gather is also the husband of a Real Housewife, was jailed for fraud charges in 2016 and subsequently faced a series of deportation hearings this month. Last Friday, the Italian citizen was released from ICE custody and returned to Rome, where he is spending time with his family as he waits to hear back on the status of his third appeal. But Giudice isn’t content to take all of this lying down: On Wednesday, the real house-husband (?) and his daughter shared posts to Instagram in which Giudice speaks publicly for the first time since he was deported from the country where he has lived since childhood, writing: “We come back stronger than before, the fight’s just starting.” And fight he does, in an accompanying video of himself grunting and kicking in the direction of the camera in a choreographed karate training routine.
I’d make a joke about welcoming Giudice to the #resistance, but honestly, if everyone on TV spent their free time in fight training, creating a tanned and amped-up army to devour the agents of our country’s most nefarious government agency, I’d be fucking thrilled. Here’s our man:

[People]