House Republicans Blame Depleted Social Security Funds on Abortion, Fetuses Not Showing Up to Work
Sorry if my abortion prevented you from being able to retire—I thought that was because billionaires weren't paying their fair share of taxes?
Politics

Within days of overturning Roe v. Wade and essentially fulfilling the crown jewel of their political agenda for the last 50 years, Republicans have still found a way to blame everything—and I mean everything—on abortion. After years of gutting the social safety net, Republicans on the House Ways and Means Committee have somehow managed to attribute this country’s utterly depleted social security and Medicare systems to… abortion.
At a Thursday committee meeting, Rep. Kevin Hern (R-Okla.) claimed we have abortion rights to thank for the reality that none of us will ever be able to retire, claiming Roe took away the “supply” (!!!) of workers who could collectively fund social security. His full, absolutely brain-wormed remarks on the matter, which I am now dumber for having watched:
“If you think about 70 million people being aborted over the last 49 years, assuming half and half men and women… 70 million not in the workforce, assuming they have a child, two children, we’ve got somewhere between 100, 140 million people that have not worked, that are not with us because of the Roe v. Wade issue. And so, we’ve taken away the very workforce that was needed to supply both social security and Medicare.”
Lest you were prepared to brush off this utterly bonkers commentary (essentially blaming pregnant people for stopping their embryos and fetuses from clocking in to their 9-5 desk jobs) as the unhinged ravings of one lone, “pro-life” lunatic, remarkably enough, House Republicans’ wide stance on the matter is arguably more insane. Per their website, Republicans on the Ways and Means Committee claim “abortion shrinks the labor force,” arguing, “If all of these aborted babies had been otherwise carried to term and survived until today, they would add nearly 20 percent to the current U.S. population, and nearly 45 million would be of working age (18 to 64).”