Is it because I is crazy?


Another week, another batshit crazy religious nut in a state of advanced denial.

Step forward, Tim Hassen Corban, of Oregon, and claim your rightful place as the next man that all the will be laughing at. It seems that Tim’s lovely wife Kenisha left him because he was batshit crazy not sufficiently spiritual or whatever, and he’s decided that the best way to get her back is to make himself the laughing stock of the world.

“I love you with all my heart!!! It doesn’t matter what you’ve done or where you’ve been, or how long you’re gone. You will always be my sweet heart!!! For the last 20 years I have told you that my love for you is unconditional. Your leaving me and filing for divorce has given me the opportunity and privilege of expressing that unconditional love to you in a way that would not have been possible any other way…for that I thank you. My door and my arms and my heart will ALWAYS be open for you!”

After which, he adds, somewhat enigmatically:

“Lots of billboards…no pizza!”

Best of luck with that Tim. No, really.

[Meet the new Peter Pan guy]

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