Ke$ha, Desperate For Attention, Drinks Fake Blood Out Of Fake Heart Onstage
LatestHey! Hey, guys! Hey, remember me? I’m Ke$ha! I have a dollar sign in my name! I wake up in the morning in a pile of garbage and my hands smell like buttcrack. I don’t give a fuck. Ha ha! No fucks at all are given. I shit glitter and use Barbie doll heads as tampons and every morning I wake up and wash my mouth out with everclear and I dress my wounds with rancid Play Doh. That’s me! I’m Ke$ha! I’m famous! I’m a cannibal. I have never bathed! Isn’t that shocking? Are you shocked?
Wait! Why are you walking away from me! I have so many other weird things that I can do. Uh, I like to French kiss homeless guys on the street and my boyfriend is an enema kit with craft eyes that I hotglued on him and I can do a headstand on this pile of used hypodermic needles and would you like some of these cookies that I baked for you using only the heat of my crotch!?