Kristen Bell Sings as Mary Poppins to Protest Minimum Wage Bullshit


Mary Poppins has had it.

She’s no longer going to sit around and sing life affirming songs for your kids. Not on the shit salary she’s getting for it, so she’s packing up her bags and saying goodbye. Kristen Bell is perfect as the beleaguered nanny who argues that a $3 increase to the minimum can make a big difference in the life of the average American worker.

“In every job that must be done, you must be paid in more than fun,” Bell says. The video can be rated “funny” or “die” as usual, but in this case I’m wondering—is there a “funny but also fucking depressing” as shit option?

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