Dream big in America, and you might launch a successful cosmetics line over social media. Dream bigger, and you can rent out all of Six Flags all for yourself for a whole entire night! Dream really big, and you can buy Six Flags, lock the gates, and take shelter under a roller coaster and live on a lifetime supply of soft pretzels and slushies while the zombie apocalypse rages outside! Jk, that last one has yet to come true, but on April 28th, 2018, Kylie Jenner bought out the whole park for Travis Scott’s birthday party and brought along friends and family and did all the activities.
Proof, children, that the dreams that you wish can come true:
Some ~rawr catfight~ goss from Page Six, describing an “unladylike” phone call Vanessa Trump allegedly made to Aubrey O’Day after discovering the mystifying 2011 affair with her unlifelike husband:
“Vanessa went gangster,” said a source with knowledge of the call. “Aubrey was shocked. Vanessa said some extremely unladylike things to her.”
We’re told that the call involved the usually demure Vanessa comparing her and childless O’Day’s bodies and sexual capabilities in violently graphic terms. Apparently, this is a side of the glossy blonde she occasionally unleashes at extreme moments.
It’s Page Six, after all.
Good luck to Amy Schumer, who has been hospitalized all week with a “horrible” kidney infection. She also approves of Michelle Wolf’s WHCD roast.
- Ashley Judd read a letter at the Tribeca Film Festival about healing after sexual harassment and assault. [Slate]
- Gigi Hadid says she is confused by animal rights protestors who called her “fur scum,” saying that she chooses not to wear fur. [ONTD]
- Lea Michele is engaged. [Daily Mail]
- A professor who runs a talent agency tells the Mirror that if ABBA toured, which they said they won’t, it would be “the biggest thing in the music industry ever,” which is to say they would make piles of money. [The Mirror]