The world is a dark and frightening place with little respite and, as such, you must cling to surprising, simple pleasures wherever you find them. If you’re a gracious person, you might even be so kind to share your discovery with others so that they too experience this thing called “happiness.” I am one of these gracious people. My discovery? The results that happen to pop up when you search “drunk woman,” “binge drinking” or “woman vomiting” in a stock photo search engine.
This photo, captioned “Closeup portrait of young unhappy, annoyed, sick woman about to chuck, throw up, puke retch barf, hurl isolated on white background” is of a woman who is about to vomit daintily into her own palm. Like you do.
“Aggressive drunk woman driver holding a bottle of alcohol turning round in the drivers seat to glare into the back passenger compartment…”