I work at home in my parent’s basement
I don’t troll, I make statements
I’m not a cliché sittin’ in my PJ’s
Double cupping at lunch on a Tuesday
I’m like Drake, see? So don’t hate me!
I get vexed if you don’t appreciate me
Real talk, I’ll put the world to rights
And when I’m a big boy I’m gonna write for Vice
It’s not for me? It must be wrong I could ignore it and move on But I’m a Broadband Champion A URL Badman And if you’re tryna call it art I’ll have to take it all apart I got a high-brow game plan A URL Badman
You got us good, Allen! To be fair, though, this is a legit good outfit: