Lindsay's Old Lawyer Quits; Her New Lawyer Is Like, Really New

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  • Well, this should be interesting: Lindsay Lohan‘s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has resigned. [Mirror]
  • Lindsay Lohan‘s new lawyer, Tiffany Esther Feder-Cohen, just passed the bar in November. Congrats! [Hollywood Reporter]
  • Lindsay Lohan‘s “leaked” single, “Too Young To Die” is kind of… thin. As in, it sucks. [NY Mag]
  • As always, Michael Lohan needs to shut the front door. [Wonderwall]
  • Oh, and by the by, Michael Lohan dropped the F-word on Fox News. [ONTD]
  • There’s a new trailer for Machete, and Lindsay‘s not in it. [Perez]
  • Dina Lohan will be on Entertainment Tonight tonight, talking about Lord knows what. [ET]
  • Dina Lohan: “I think it’s time we get another attorney just to see it from another light and do damage control.” [ET]
  • Lady Gaga‘s manager says that most stars today are lazy, but Gaga “has a work ethic. Gaga hustles.” [Contact Music]
  • There will indeed be a Britney-themed episode of Glee, with the kids getting all hit me baby one more time. [NY Mag]
  • Mindy Kaling says that Dwight should be the new boss on The Office; my vote would be for Creed. [NY Mag]
  • Adorable picture alert: Shakira plays with lion cubs! [Just Jared]
  • Amid rumors of a split, Victoria Beckham says she and David Beckham are “more in love than ever.” And — paraphrasing here — haters need to STFU. [Contact Music]
  • Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at Comic-Con? That would be epic. [E!]
  • Crappy ticket sales have forced Rihanna to cancel a date on her tour. [Contact Music]
  • Leona Lewis broke up with her boyfriend, and he’s demanding £1.5 million — for helping her get famous. Yikes! [Contact Music]
  • Jennifer Lopez has canceled her Cyprus performance that was causing controversy; Greek Cypriots are calling it a victory. [AP]
  • Justin Timberlake got distracted by the World Cup when he was supposed to be reading lines for his new movie. Priorities! [Page Six]
  • Katy Perry and Russell Brand are getting married in Miami? What happened to India? Visions of painted elephants were dancing in our heads! [Page Six]
  • Kyra Sedgwick was so excited by her Emmy nod yesterday that she forgot to wish her husband Kevin Bacon a happy birthday when he called to congratulate her. Ouch. [Daily Express]
  • Chris Klein will be arraigned on drunk driving charges today. [CNN]
  • LeAnn Rimes has quit Twitter, yet the world still manages to revolve. [Daily Express]
  • Have you seen the Killers video starring Charlize Theron? [E!]
  • Ben Affleck had to pull out of the World Series Of Poker because of a migraine. [Page Six]
  • Carrie Underwood is having a secret wedding today, and it’s so secret that this paper knows that guests will find out the location at the last minute and that Carrie has struck a deal to have the wedding pix appear in a weekly magazine. Secretly! [Page Six, Contact Music]
  • Stephen Colbert is teaming up with the United Farm Workers of America. [AP]
  • Snoop Dogg might appear on the Brit soap opera Coronation Street — not surprising after his One Life To Live cameo — and theme song remix. [NYDN, The Sun]
  • Kylie Minogue was introduced to her new nephew Ethan over the internet. [Contact Music]
  • What the what? Mary J. Blige is not going to Howard University? Damn. [Digital Spy]
  • Christopher Nolan says he’d love to do a Bond film, and that is a project we can get behind. [Deadline Hollywood]
  • Pete Doherty has been hospitalized in France — hours before he was supposed to perform. [Contact Music]
  • “It’s funny, when I was younger I used to lie in bed and think, ‘What will I do if I ever get famous and they find out I’m gay?’ I would really angst about that. It just happened so naturally and I didn’t hide anything.” — Jane Lynch. [Mirror]
  • “There are a lot of girls who can’t wait to get married and plan their wedding a long time in advance. I’m not like that. I do want to start a family at some point, but I don’t know when.” — Kristen Stewart. [This Is London]
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