Why yes, I am drinking a Diet Dr. Pepper right now!
Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:
Mike Pence is just horrified that people are claiming he once considered using the 25th Amendment to remove Donald Trump from office. Suuuuuure, dude. I have a dog—I know this is just another dog trick! [Politico]
Trump has been ordered by a judge to pay some nonprofits $2 million in damages. [New York Times]
Rudy Giuliani, now realizing this could end badly, is lawyering up! [New York Times]
Meanwhile, Lindsay Graham is off twirling his tinfoil hat. Also, he is physically incapable of correctly pronouncing Sondland’s last name, apparently:
When good insults are spoken by bad people, about bad people but who are bad in a different way, and it’s sexist. : (
The Nation, like Jezebel, is begging Joe Biden to drop the fuck out. [The Nation]
Bernie released a very good immigration reform plan. [The Intercept]
Some important endorsements for Elizabeth Warren!
And the criminalization of being homeless continues, this time in Las Vegas. [NBC News]
Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:
