Lambs, rejoice: your fearless leader Mariah Carey has once again found love in a fella named Brett Ratner.
The duo are supposedly carousing around like a couple of well-off lovebirds, doing things that rich people in love do, like lounge on their billionaire friends’ yachts, shopping, and holding manicured hands.
But, really: kudos to you, Mimi, who so far has remained mum on whether this romance is actually underway or is merely Internet speculation. Brett seems like a talented, stand up guy, and if nothing else, could serve as creative inspiration for a new album (my inner 11-year old can only hope)?
[TMZ]
Nick Cannon, in the meantime, will not speculate as to whether he’s dating model Jessica White—but he did look at the Entertainment Tonight reporter like she was batshit crazy when she asked if his new celebrity twosome nickname might be an awful-sounding “Jick” or “Nessica.”
Anyway, here’s “Gigolo,” which has lived in my iTunes library since 2004-ish, proving that some relationships, like me and my questionable collegiate-era taste in music, truly can withstand the test of time.
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