Penis Dating Site Sizes Up Potential Mates

Do you hate wasting your time dating guys and learning all about their thoughts and feelings only to find out later that they have an average-sized penis? Then is the dating site for you. is a new site for people interested in meeting men with penises that are seven inches or longer. According to the website, the mission of is to let women know “upfront if a man has what it takes to satisfy you sexually.” They explain:

For men interested in women, it is quite easy to see if the woman’s breast size is to his liking or not, or even the shape and size of her derriere. The same goes for women interested in men. There are many women that feel the size of a man’s penis is very important to them. Unfortunately, because of how society is, it is very inappropriate to ask a man immediately how big his penis is or even if he is uncircumcised or not. A properly behaved woman that is respectful would never ask such a question. Instead, a woman will date a man perhaps for a few days, weeks or maybe months. After all this time the woman will decide she likes the man and that it is finally time to take things to a new level/the bedroom. It is at this time that many women are disappointed with what they find and now they are in an awkward situation. They like the guy, but they need to move on if they are to be sexually satisfied.

Washington City Paper staff writer Amanda Hess responds:

Isn’t society just terrible? A “properly behaved woman” who is only interested in men with huge penises may have to wait months-months!-before figuring out that the man that she has spent months falling in love with has been hiding a dick that’s slightly too small to deserve that love. Now, with Seven or Better, that woman can know from the first date the exact dimensions of that penis she doesn’t want to see yet.
This is only fair, seeing as men know immediately and exactly the size of a woman’s breasts-a measurement that can never be hidden, covered up, padded, or surgically augmented. is just trying to level the playing field. In fact, they are so committed to dating equality that they welcome people of all sorts of sexual persuasions, including men seeking men and women seeking women. Yes, lesbians are welcome, but it’s unclear whether they need only be interested in penises seven inches or longer, or if they must be in possession of an extra large penis. After all, the site is very serious about making sure its members are of the very highest caliber. According to the Terms of Service: reserves the right to refuse or terminate the membership of any individual that our editorial staff deems not up to the standards of this website based upon the discretion of the editorial staff … Any information posted on’s website must conform to reality and be accurate in its description and content, in both a literal and visual sense.

So men, be prepared for the editors of to perform a thorough examination of your big dick credentials. is a welcoming dating community, but there are some limits, of course. You’re going to have a tough time getting accepted if you’re a virgin as:

All information must be verifiable and known to one individual other than you.

Yet, porn stars need not apply:

The management of reserves the right to remove any photograph that it deems to be of such superior quality (i.e. modeling shots, magazine pages, etc,) that it raises the question of that photograph not being a reasonable representation of said member.

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Big Penis Dating Site Reveals Inches Before First Date [Washington City Paper]

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