Playboy On Conservative Women: "Castration Has Begun To Look Appealing"
Occasionally, we try to prove or disprove the trope that men read Playboy for the incisive articles. Today, having read Guy Cimbalo’s epic work on the 10 conservative women he’d like to hate-fuck, we’re guessing not too many men even care.
Because it’s not as if Cimbalo does anything in his piece but slag on these women for having the audacity to be attractive, conservative, opinionated and loud about those opinions. In other words, if he didn’t agree with us mouthy liberal broads, he wouldn’t want to fuck us either, and apparently prefers his women quiet and agreeable. And that – no matter what your politics are – is just gross.
For instance, on Michelle Malkin, he opines:
Worse than fucking Eva Braun.
Which would, actually, be difficult as Braun was cremated and her ashes scattered. But who needs a man with any historical knowledge.
On Megyn Kelly, whose “y” he abhors:
You need to flagellate your genitals for wanting to fuck this woman.
Actually, I’ve met and interviewed Megyn Kelly, and I found her smart, gracious and extremely pretty.
On Mary Katherine Ham:
You get this one pregnant, she stays pregnant.
Apparently, Cimbalo prefers having unprotected sex with women who plan to abort.
On Amanda Carpenter: