Right-Wing Grifters & Disgraced Congressmen Continue Turning to Cameo
Matt Gaetz is recording personalized video messages for fans, haters, and voyeurs at $500 a pop. He joins the likes of George Santos, Rudy Giuliani, Sean Spicer, and Roger Stone.
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Just as the Founding Fathers of this great nation intended, another disgraced former congressman has joined Cameo, the distinctly 2024 platform that allows D-list celebrities and niche influencers to sell personalized videos to fans. Everyone give a warm welcome to former Rep. Matt Gaetz of Florida, who ended a 10-day, fever dream of a stint as Donald Trump’s nominee for attorney general the only way you really can these days: by following in the footsteps of pro-Trump grifters like George Santos, Rudy Giuliani, Sean Spicer, Roger Stone, and Trump’s own son, Don Jr., and joining the video-selling app.
As the New York Times reported on Monday, for the small cost of $500, Gaetz is at your service — though, fair warning, New York magazine didn’t exactly give a glowing review of his offerings, describing Gaetz’s videos since joining the platform on Friday as “nothing remarkable.” Per the Times, if it’s your birthday, expect a message like, “Any time you hit a zero it’s a big one, but turning 70 is pretty epic.” If it’s your wedding day — which, wow, celebrating your wedding with a personal message from an alleged sex trafficker is certainly a choice — Gaetz will likely impress upon you that “marriage is an amazing institution.” Heartwarming. And if you’re bummed out that he’s not going to be taking out the garbage at the Department of Justice (which recently investigated him for sexual misconduct with a 17-year-old girl), he will empathize: “I know you’re bummed out I’m not going to be taking out the garbage at the Department of Justice.”