It is never to early to get a jumpstart on your New Year’s resolutions; if you need a little inspiration, look to my new goal-setting icon, Fiona. Easily the most likable hippo in modern human history and just shy of two years old, she now weighs over 1,000 lbs. Truly, a Christmas miracle. This is one small step for Fiona, and one giant step for anyone who needs a kick in the butt to work towards their dreams; Fiona plans to grow even bigger in the new year, per the Cincinatti Zoo’s Twitter.