Some Cruel Idiots Stole a Shark From a Texas Aquarium By Disguising It As a Human Baby
LatestA couple of guys with goatees plus one woman stole a shark from a Texas aquarium on Monday by passing it off as a baby. “Oh, this 3-foot long thing with fins that’s dripping wet and trying to eat the stroller? This is our child. Her name is Terri, she’s teething,” they probably said.
The San Antonio Express-News did not report why the trio decided to steal the gray horn shark from its tank at the San Antonio Aquarium, but I guess that’s really none of our business. Leon Valley Police Chief Joseph Salvaggio told the paper that “Some guy just basically grabbed a shark out of the tank, put it in a baby stroller and left.” Some real Ocean’s Eleven shit, amirite? (I am.)