Someone Hacked Playboy's College Party Guide and Made It About Consent
LatestOn Tuesday, Playboy got major press and for the first time in awhile, it wasn’t because they were selling off parts of their company or moving their headquarters from Chicago to Los Angeles or going private, things that would all individually spell trouble for legacy organization, but when pushed together look downright worrisome. They got press – good press! – because their brand, which has become synonymous with doing things to women looked like it was focused on doing things for women.
A hacker (some are speculating FORCE, the group responsible for those fake anti-rape Victoria’s Secret undergarments) made it look as though Playboy magazine did something different in packaging their annual party guide aimed towards college students this year: they emphasized that for many college students, partying is less fun and more fraught with rape:
Somewhere in the countless hours we spent tallying up co-eds and scoring beer pong, we lost track of the most essential element of the Playboy lifestyle: sexual pleasure. Rape is kryptonite to sexual pleasure. The two cannot co-exist. For our revised party guide to live up to our founder’s vision, we had to put a new criterion on top. Namely, consent.
In other words… A good college party is all about everyone having a good time. Consent is all about everyone having a good time. Rape is only a good time if you’re a rapist. And fuck those people.
The way whoever pretended to be Playboy has phrased this, it’s as if this idea that the company has been ignoring rape has slowly dawned on them. But in actuality, sexual freedom, safe sex and enjoying sex have always been a part of their brand. As Hefner explains in this fake Q&A that was featured on the fake Playboy Company site, for people who don’t know about his stance on sex, they should.
Whoever created this site did a phenomenal job in that none of it seemed bizarre. And that’s the problem: if this was meant to be a big dig at Playboy’s choice to represent party schools that have historically failed to deal with rape culture, it failed because it ended up emphasizing the magazine’s history of promoting women. In the “interview”, Hefner is quoted saying he’s “had sex with thousands of women and they all still like me. That is because I never use coercion or force.” (As far as I’m aware, this statement holds up and is half of something Hefner has said in the past: while Hefner’s past girlfriends haven’t always had amazing things to say about him, they haven’t said anything about him raping them.) Fake Hefner reiterates his long-held belief that American society is too “puritanical”, and argues that he was a feminist before that was even a word, all stuff that he has said many many times before:
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