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How can you not love this?

It’s a blanket!

It’s a poncho!

It’s a bloncho! And double bonus, if you fork out $68 for it, you’ll save the rainforests AND cure cancer!

Anyway, as you hand it over with a tight smile to your childhood best friend who’s on her third kid while you’re on your third martini, you can tell yourself it’ll be the coolest newborn present ever.

Which should console you as your womb shrivels to the size of a raisin.

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