I hate when cats show me their anuses and I’m also never in the mood to look at cat dick. And it turns out that I don’t want to see CGI tail placed strategically where cat dick would be on an actor playing a cat, either. I mean, does anyone? I really don’t like how it’s wagging at me.
Welcome to your nightmare: The trailer for the movie version Cats is here. It is uncanny valley if you live a litter box (which is, come to think of it, exactly where our culture is located). Everyone looks sort of dented?