This Is Obscene

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This Is Obscene
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I hate when cats show me their anuses and I’m also never in the mood to look at cat dick. And it turns out that I don’t want to see CGI tail placed strategically where cat dick would be on an actor playing a cat, either. I mean, does anyone? I really don’t like how it’s wagging at me.

Welcome to your nightmare: The trailer for the movie version Cats is here. It is uncanny valley if you live a litter box (which is, come to think of it, exactly where our culture is located). Everyone looks sort of dented?

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This looks like deepfakes???

Somehow this looks worse than what was already guaranteed to be the worst thing in history? I’m impressed? Here’s Taylor Swift:

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See you December 20.

 
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