And I used to date a dude who regularly ate ice cream cones while taking a shit. (Okay, it happened once, but once is basically regularly when it comes to the worst fucking thing in the world!!!)
At the Twinkie-eating competition at the Bally’s casino in Tunica, Mississippi, Joey Chestnut took home the prize (of stomach cramps, possible Diabetes, maybe a few dollars) when he chowed down on 121 Twinkies in six minutes. All in all, that’s 10.2 pounds of Twinkies — or about 8,150 calories of beef-fat filled sugar funk cakes. The American Dream!
According to Neatorama, this very same brave gentleman has broken records for eating hotdogs and asparagus. Now, just imagine him eating all of those at once and then making out with you. Yum!
[Neatorama]
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