The Big Bang Theory is a CBS sitcom about a group of geeky adults that has run for 12 staggeringly long years. In that time period, it has attracted critical ire, many Emmys, and earned its stars million-dollar salaries. But now this show is dying and I, a pop culture critic with a heart made of onyx who has never even seen a single episode, have decided to watch the program weekly to pay my respects—and also roast it to death one last time.
Season 12, Episode 1: The Conjugal Configuration
Summary: Jim Parsons (Sheldon) and Mayim Bialik, questionable feminist, (Amy) have just gotten married and now are on their honeymoon, part of which troublingly takes place at Legoland. While dealing with sexual intimacy issues, they decide to create an algorithm to schedule horny time, which is more fucked up than any plot point in Fifty Shades of Grey. Also, Amy’s parents are bickering around her apartment and neighbors Kaley Cuoco and, uh, *Googles* Johnny Galecki realize they have a surprisingly similar relationship dynamic to the annoying older couple (i.e. Cuoco is a stupid, overbearing bitch, apparently.) Ha. Ha… Ha…