What the Fuck Is a Mechanical Leech?
In DepthWhat The Fuck Is This? is a column examining terrifying medical instruments throughout history.
When I have a headache, I take ibuprofen. You used to have to bleed for half an hour.
Humoral theory—the idea that every person is comprised of four humors associated with the four fundamental elements—was the reigning explanation for the workings of our innards for millennia. First codified by Hippocrates and Galen, the theory guided medical thought all the way into nineteenth century Europe. A good balance of the humors (blood, phlegm, black bile, and yellow bile) was said to be essential to maintaining health. Sickness resulted when one of the humors was lacking, or, in some cases, too plentiful.
The practice of bloodletting was developed in response to the incorrect assumption that sometimes people had too much blood, resulting in fevers, inflammations, headaches, and hemorrhage. So to cure a patient, a medical practitioner would “breathe a vein.” A good method for bloodletting was the medicinal leech, a small, sturdy animal that will attach itself to skin and suck up to an ounce of blood. But what if you couldn’t find any?