Whoa, Have You Guys Heard About This Cool New Hairstyle, the 'Braid'?
LatestIn the spirit of Columbus Day, the New York Times has run an article about how braids are now becoming popular. The spirit of Columbus Day, in case you were wondering, is also the spirit of “treating something that’s existed for centuries as though it’s new because rich white people have just become very interested in it it.”
The Times article notes that the braid first began to reappear “soon after the recession began.” Now, it “blooms in ever more complicated iterations on red carpets and runways, commanding premium prices in salons.” It’s true: like children duped by the only girl in their summer camp cabin who possesses the ability to French-braid hair, aspiring Stylish Ladies are paying $35 to get their hair braided at the W hotel’s braid bar (someone kill me). If you want a “fashion braid,” though, it’s going to cost you $50.
The world’s gone braid-mad! Everyone wants in! Braid devotees are already constructing elaborate altars to the Plait God on Pinterest:
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