EEHHHH… Y: Golden American ponyboy The Weeknd has a new video to set the stage for his forthcoming million Grammys, and it’s aight. “In the Night” stars his real life girlfriend, Jennifer Lawrence lookalike Bella Hadid, in a role as a sort of assassin-in-the-club while he sings a 2 a.m. sex fable about her power, complete with a goddamn rainstorm. More and more, I think Abel Tesfaye is a government experiment from 1986, and the thing that I hate most is that he’d probably be super stoked about that. At least the video quality has the caliber of New York art students giving cable access a whirl, which makes up for the song, definitely one of the worst on his album. All that said, I’m pretty glad he’s winning to the degree that he is.
HUH?: The video for Maddie & Tae’s finger-wagging ode to city boys to chill out is all kinds of confusing; for one, why do they think city boys in 2015 dress like James Spader in Pretty in Pink? But maybe they think New Hampshire is “the city,” I don’t know. They hate him so much that their disdain has transformed into abject cheesiness, the kind that only semi-works in low-budget country and/or reggae videos, but the song’s cute at least.