- Cancel your plans! Make yourself some purple drank! Britney‘s new video premieres tonight at 9:55 PM on MTV. Let’s see if the dance double rumors look viable. [Twitter]
- Halle Berry‘s ex, Gabriel Aubry, filed a motion yesterday to end and dismiss the custody case. Truce! [Radar Online]
- Halle Berry has rejoined the cast of New Year’s Eve, the movie based on the success of Love, Actually rip-off Valentine’s Day, and Gabriel Aubry will be allowed to visit his daughter while Halle is filming. [Radar Online]
- Justin Bieber was spotted shopping at Victoria’s Secret. Does this mean he’s hoping to see Selena Gomez in her underwear? [Ocean Up]
- Fun fact: Justin Bieber wears invisible braces on his teeth! [WonderWall]
- Rihanna and Matt Kemp: Back On. [Bossip]
- Paris Hilton got a $375,000 bright yellow Lexus for her birthday from boyfriend Cy Waits. Check the pix and you’ll see: The color is as subtle as the mic pack on Paris’ back. Everything is a show. Or for the show. Same diff. [TMZ]
- We thought Paris Hilton‘s birthday party was burlesque-themed, but it was actually brothel-themed. Okay, Moulin Rouge-themed. [NY Post]
- Paris Hilton‘s Moulin Rouge-themed birthday party included a petting zoo complete with a lynx, porcupine, squirrel monkey and sloth. Guests sipped absinthe as they were filmed for Paris’s new show. [People]
•Glee‘s Heather Morris looks adorable on the cover of American Cheerleader magazine. [Just Jared]
• BTW, Javier Bardem really really really wants to be on Glee. Make it happen! [Digital Spy]
• Lindsay Lohan didn’t appear on David Letterman‘s show after all — no one from her camp had officially booked her — and Dave took it all in stride, saying: “It turns out we were duped, and I have no one to blame but myself, and boy is my face is red. I hope I didn’t embarrass you Lindsay and your family.” [Radar Online]
• Diane Kruger is naked and frolicking with fur for GQ. [NYDN]
• WTF: Why are Matt Damon and Emily Blunt on the cover of Men’s Health? Sure, they’re promoting a movie… But isn’t this the mag known for its abs? [Just Jared]
• Oh, dear: Leighton Meester‘s mom is kind of a mess. [Radar Online]
• My boyfriend Bruno Mars pleaded guilty to cocaine possession and was sentenced to probation, a $2,000 fine, eight hours with a drug counselor and 200 hours of community service. I’m in a community! I need, um, servicing! [NYDN]
• Aretha Franklin plans to return to the stage in May, and says she is on a diet of sorts — she’s stopped eating chitlins, pigs’ feet and ham hocks, and is trying to eat fresh fruit and whole foods. [USA Today]
• Wha? Robert Pattinson was once cast as Reese Witherspoon‘s son? [ET]
• Faye Dunaway was looking for a luxury hotel suite and someone showed her one outfitted for the disabled. She promptly flipped out. [Page Six]
• Seven shots were fired at Waka Flocka Flame and his entourage in Charlotte, North Carolina last night, but everyone is okay. Something else I learned from this item: There is a place called the Bojangles Coliseum. [Radar Online]
• RIP “Uncle Leo” from Seinfeld. [TMZ]
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