Judge Says Lindsay "Will Be Going To Jail" If She Accepts Plea Deal

In court today, Judge Keith Schwartz told Lindsay Lohan that she has two weeks to decide if she wants to take a plea deal or go to trial over the alleged theft of a $2,500 necklace. The judge explained that if she accepts a plea bargain, it will definitely involve jail time. “I don’t care that you’re Lindsay Lohan,” he said. [AP]
Supposedly Lindsay told a friend that she won’t take a plea deal because “I didn’t steal.” She’ll be back in court on March 10. [TMZ, TMZ]
“I’m not sure if she can survive this,” said a friend of Lindsay‘s. “She is so terrified and frightened that we all fear her addictions will kick in again to help her numb the fear.” [Popeater]
Onto the really important news: What Lindsay was wearing. She had on a black sweater and cream pants, both from Chanel. The entire outfit cost about $8,000 to $11,000. [Radar]
While leaving the courthouse, Michael Lohan gave Dina Lohan the finger. He claims he was just making the sign of the cross. [E!]
Michael said in a lengthy interview that Dina, “is not only an enabler but she is the crux of this whole situation if she did not create the whole situation of parental alienation between not only Lindsay and my other children this would not be going on.” [Celeb Dirty Laundry]
Lindsay got a speeding ticket on Sunday. [TMZ]

Teen Mom‘s Amber Portwood may be pregnant again. While Amber told friends that she went to a medical clinic to get birth control, others say she was actually getting a pregnancy test. “It’s confusing because Amber is telling people that the doctor said the test was negative, even though the home pregnancy tests came back positive, and there were a number of them too,” says a source.” Her boyfriend reportedly said she told him the test was negative, but “I’m not so sure if I’m believing her.” [Radar]

Rosie O’Donnell and Oprah Winfrey are feuding over Rosie’s new OWN show. “Oprah sees it as a friendly daytime talk show where viewers get to spend an hour with the old Rosie they used to love. Rosie, on the other hand, thinks the show should be more political and a place where she can express her liberal views,” says an insider. [Popeater]

Justin Bieber told Ellen DeGeneres he read what fans are saying online about his haircut, and “I was like, ‘I don’t really care.'” That’s pretty cold JB. Don’t you realize that this is the most traumatizing thing that’s ever happened to these kids? [Us]
Sports Illustrated cover model Irina Shayk went out without clean-shaven legs. Let’s all point at her and laugh! No man/modeling agency will ever want her now! [TMZ]

Charlie Sheen‘s ex-wife Brooke Mueller may have moved back in with him. “Her family is furious,” says the source. “They think this is the worst thing for her.” [Radar]
Charlie is leaving on a tropical vacation with Brooke, his live-in girlfriend, and another woman. [Radar]
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris will marry on June 18 at the Playboy Mansion. [Us]
Possible Oscars spoiler: James Franco Tweeted a video of himself reenacting the final scene of Grease with Anne Hathaway. [People]
Glee‘s Chris Colfer says he and his costars are BFFs in real life: “We’re so lucky to have each other – I mean it’s pretty nauseatingly cute. I go to sushi with Lea (Michele), we all go to the movies, we’ve had sleepovers in like one person’s hotel room when we’re on tour but that’s stopped because they all snore and I can’t sleep. I mean these are pretty much the only friends that I have! We do everything together. I was at Kevin (McHale) and Jenna (Ushkowitz)’s house for New Years; we ate way too much Mexican food and watched the ball drop on TV! We’re definitely family, as corny as that sounds.” [ONTD]
George Clooney says he won’t be running for office because, “I didn’t live my life in the right way for politics, you know … I fucked too many chicks and did too many drugs, and that’s the truth.” However, if he did run, he says he’d “start from the beginning by saying, ‘I did it all. I drank the bong water. Now let’s talk about issues.’ That’s gonna be my campaign slogan: ‘I drank the bong water.’?” [Us]