Pete Buttigieg Hereby Swears to Protect Massive Insurance Companies From the Dangers of Medicare for All

Here’s all the shit we couldn’t cover today:

• Pete Buttigieg will not let Bernie Sanders bully insurance companies with Medicare for All. No way—not on his watch!

• Rudy, Rudy, Rudy! [ABC News]
• The San Diego Republican Party will not endorse Duncan Hunter because it selectively condemns crime. [NBC News]
• That feeling when you’re in a restaurant and for a split second you think the mirror is actually just a door to another room:

Here are some tweets the president was allowed to publish:

This has been Barf Bag.