Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi landed the cover of Rolling Stone magazine, and inside, she admits that she hates watching herself on the show: “Obviously, they’re only going to put the good stuff in, and the good stuff is us drunk, so all I’m seeing is me drunk and falling down. That’s how I am when I party, but some of the stuff I do is, like, ‘Really, Nicole?’ I look like a freakin’ alcoholic. I’m like, ‘You’re sweating, your makeup is running, you look gross.’ I just look like shit.” She also reveals that being filmed around the clock is stressful: “It messes with your head… That’s why we go crazy. That’s why we fight with each other. That’s why we drink. We’re living in a house for two months with that shit. We can’t have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we’d have no idea. There’s no normalcy. It’s just like prison, with cameras.” Except you don’t make thousands of dollars a day in prison. But anyway. It might seem like she hooks up a lot, but Snickers swears: “The only person I’ve had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend. The guys you see me bring home, we’re only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we’re on camera and the whole world’s seeing it, and it does look like I’m having sex.” In the future, Ms. Polizzi would like to be a businesslady: “What I’d like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand. She makes millions… I’m trying to build an empire, because after this I can’t get a normal job. I mean, how do I go and sit behind a desk?” Good question! Check out the adorable video above, in which Snooks poses on a rocket the size of Vinny’s ding dong and mockfellates a pickle. The girl is a national treasure. [Rolling Stone]
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