An anti-terrorist bomb squad responded to a call from a post office in Petrozavodsk, Russia on Monday in regards to a suspicious package with a “strange ticking.” After evacuating the building and securing the premises they inspected the package. It contained a vibrator. Apparently it had been accidentally turned on.
Weirdly, this is not the first time that a bomb squad was foiled by a sex toy. In Sweden in January 2008, a bomb squad was called to a parking garage after a janitor noticed a package was “humming.”
Russian bomb squad called in to defuse sex toy [Breitbart]
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