Three former students of Avon Grove High School in West Chest, PA were sentenced Monday to 22 months of probation and 200 hours of community service for recklessly endangering another person and conspiracy after admitting to Judge William Mahon that they frosted a cake with feces and gave it to a classmate, whose family subsequently fell ill probably sometime after asking one another, “Does this cake taste like poop to you?”
With a keen sense of social justice, Judge Mahon ensured that the three fecal frosters, Mayra Flores, 19, Ana Mireles, 18, and Sandra Ortiz, 18, would spend their 200 hours of community service cleaning senior citizen bathrooms and picking up dog poop in the local park, which punishment seems initially hilarious and appropriate except when you consider that, in the same way that some social crusaders claim that prison only “hardens” criminals, being around so much human waste might only make these girls more effective biological terrorists. Didn’t think about that, did we Judge Mahon?
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