Not content with dominating the airwaves separately with their inane-but-catchy music, Flo Rida and Pitbull have teamed up and released a video for their new song, “Can’t Believe It.” If you thought this tune would be about how they can’t believe how lucky they are to be famous or they can’t believe that world peace hasn’t been accomplished yet or they can’t believe they go by such ridiculous monikers and get away with it, you’re wrong: it’s about how they can’t believe how many large asses surround them on a daily basis.
The video is a marvel of modern technology. Flo Rida and Pitbull dance and rap/sing while surrounded by many bodies that have been rendered torsoless – just legs coming out of legs – or headless, while the ass-to-waist ratio of the women’s bodies have been totally fucked with. Which is to say that someone has taken the already voluptuous bodies of these big booty bitches and whittled their forms in post-production so that each one looks even more Nicki Minaj-like than Nicki herself. At many points, Flo Rida mimes drumming as if to express that that is what he would like to do to one of the headless women around him.