George W. Bush's Niece Engaged to Ralph Lauren's Son

Former model Lauren Bush and fashion heir David Lauren are engaged, according to Neiman Marcus’ Twitter account. Hilarious name change possibility alert!

Will her married name be Lauren Lauren? This is my nightmare, readers. She should have considered the implications of his last name before she started dating him. The idea of dating someone with the last name “Aaron” irrationally terrifies me because I’d hate to get married and start getting mail addressed to “Erin Aaron.” No matter how handsome and fabulous, I would be forced to forgo dating someone with my first name as their last name. Sorry. Dealbreaker.

Also, I’m pretty sure that most Ralph Lauren ads are loosely based on an afternoon spent with the Bush family, what with all of the sailing and Connecticut-ness and the gazing wistfully into the gilded horizon while your out-of-frame servants braid your flaxen hair for your big polo match. Being rich is hard, and so very American. Like cowboys, cable knit sweaters, presidential brush clearing, and genocide.