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Calling Republicans Weird Is a Provably Good IdeaBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 30, 2024 | 11:30am -
Ozzy Osbourne Attempts to Apologize to Britney Spears, But Can't Stick the LandingBy Lauren TousignantJuly 30, 2024 | 10:30am -
The Left Has Been Proven Right About CapitalismBy Jared Yates SextonJuly 30, 2024 | 9:55am -
Supposed Family Guy Elon Musk Allegedly Won't Let His Kids See Their Dying Great-GrandmotherBy Kylie CheungJuly 29, 2024 | 6:22pm -
Iowa’s Abortion Ban Strikes Another Blow to Access: ‘All Hands on Deck’By Susan RinkunasJuly 29, 2024 | 4:06pm -
Biden Is Unseriously Taking on Serious Supreme Court ReformBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 29, 2024 | 3:25pm -
Kevin Durant Is the Only Athlete Doing the Olympics RightBy Kylie CheungJuly 29, 2024 | 2:28pm -
The Updated Veepstakes Power RankingsBy Kylie CheungJuly 29, 2024 | 12:45pm -
How to Have a Bratty Curl Summer, According to the Wig Designer of 'Oh Mary!'By Audra HeinrichsJuly 29, 2024 | 11:36am -
I Would Like to Forget All These Billionaires' NamesBy Dave LevitanJuly 29, 2024 | 11:35am -
Good Romance?By Lauren TousignantJuly 29, 2024 | 9:50am -
Even Fox News Isn’t So Sure About JD VanceBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 29, 2024 | 9:15am -
Indiana Anti-Abortion Group Is Harassing the Government to Dox Abortion PatientsBy Kylie CheungJuly 27, 2024 | 11:37am -
Give Me 10,000 More Headless Marie Antoinettes and 85 Fewer BoatsBy Lauren TousignantJuly 26, 2024 | 6:26pm -
Nikki Haley Is Very Mad About 'Haley Voters for Harris'By Susan RinkunasJuly 26, 2024 | 4:44pm -
The White Women for Harris Call Sounded Cringe, But Seems GoodBy Kylie CheungJuly 26, 2024 | 3:38pm -
9 Olympic Events I Think I Could Master Under the Right ConditionsBy Kady Ruth AshcraftJuly 26, 2024 | 12:08pm -
Remembering a Play: Manu Ginobili and Argentina Take Control of the Olympics from USA BasketballBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 26, 2024 | 12:05pm -
It's Time to Reimagine the Constitutional OrderBy Caleb BrennanJuly 26, 2024 | 11:40am -
Kamala Harris ‘Won’t Be Silent’ on Suffering in Gaza—But Didn't Mention Arms EmbargoBy Kylie CheungJuly 26, 2024 | 11:35am -
Kamala Harris Must End the Age of Democratic Half-MeasuresBy Jared Yates SextonJuly 26, 2024 | 10:45am -
Ice Spice Says You're 'Rude' for Not Thinking Her & Taylor Swift Are Actually FriendsBy Lauren TousignantJuly 26, 2024 | 9:48am -
Kamala Harris Will Not Get a Pass on GazaBy Jen KirbyJuly 26, 2024 | 9:25am -
When Your Viral Moment Comes, Will You Be Goldfish Guy or Hawk Tuah Girl?By Alise MoralesJuly 25, 2024 | 6:07pm -
It Doesn't Matter Whether JD Vance Fucked a Couch. What Matters Is, It's Out There.By Kylie CheungJuly 25, 2024 | 4:29pm -
Texas Woman Jailed for Self-Managed Abortion Can Sue Prosecutors for $1 MillionBy Kylie CheungJuly 25, 2024 | 3:11pm -
J.D. Vance's "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment Only Scratches the Surface of His Disdain for People without KidsBy Josh JacksonJuly 25, 2024 | 2:05pm -
Co-Schmucks of the Week: Kamala and Jeffries Are Killing the Coconut Vibes for Benjamin NetanyahuBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 25, 2024 | 2:00pm -
The Hottest Day of Your Life — So FarBy Dave LevitanJuly 25, 2024 | 1:17pm -
Jennifer Aniston Blasts JD Vance for Being a Piece of ShitBy Lauren TousignantJuly 25, 2024 | 12:40pm -
What New Pseudoscience Quackery Will We See at the Paris Olympics?By Ross PomeroyJuly 25, 2024 | 10:45am -
Welp, That Didn’t Take Long: The Right Freaks Out Over ‘Childless’ Kamala HarrisBy Kylie CheungJuly 25, 2024 | 10:09am -
Correction: Mark Kelly, What the Fuck Are You Doing!By Jacob WeindlingJuly 25, 2024 | 9:20am -
Jennifer Lopez Is Still Just That 'Crazy Little Girl' From the BronxBy Lauren TousignantJuly 25, 2024 | 8:59am -
Trump Wasn’t the Only Populist Leader Shot this YearBy Tiernan CannonJuly 25, 2024 | 8:10am -
Zendaya and Sam Levinson Are No Longer 'Thick as Thieves'By Audra HeinrichsJuly 24, 2024 | 5:11pm -
Justice Department to Investigate Police Killing of Sonya MasseyBy Kylie CheungJuly 24, 2024 | 4:59pm -
Rashida Tlaib Leads Congress Members in Rebuking 'War Criminal' Netanyahu's 'Disgraceful' VisitBy Kylie CheungJuly 24, 2024 | 4:06pm -
Mark Kelly May Have Just Wrapped Up the Vice Presidential NominationBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 24, 2024 | 3:10pm -
When Will the Last Winter Olympics Be Held?By Dave LevitanJuly 24, 2024 | 2:50pm -
JD Vance's Stupid 'Ruminations' Blog Is Saving My Soul From Total DarknessBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 24, 2024 | 2:33pm -
A Peek Behind the Ballerina Farm Facade Is Bleak as HellBy Kady Ruth AshcraftJuly 24, 2024 | 1:58pm -
Karlie Kloss Kind of Said Something About Taylor SwiftBy Lauren TousignantJuly 24, 2024 | 10:19am -
Olympic Soccer: For the Women, Gold Is the Goal. For the Men, It’s Just Nice They Got This FarBy Phil WestJuly 24, 2024 | 9:10am -
South Lebanon Stands Defiant in the Face of Mounting Israeli AttacksBy Roqayah ChamseddineJuly 24, 2024 | 7:55am -
The Anti-Abortion Movement Wants to Replace Emergency Abortions With Riskier ProceduresBy Kylie CheungJuly 23, 2024 | 5:30pm -
Kim Davis Tees Up Supreme Court to Reverse Marriage Equality RulingBy Susan RinkunasJuly 23, 2024 | 4:41pm -
The Most Racist Sodas, Ranked, According to J.D. VanceBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 23, 2024 | 3:25pm -
What Would It Take to 'Alarm' Americans About Climate Change?By Dave LevitanJuly 23, 2024 | 2:18pm -
Have the Olympic Beds Always Been This Bad???By Audra HeinrichsJuly 23, 2024 | 2:07pm -
I'm Still Processing CNN & Jake Tapper Explaining 'Brat Summer'By Kylie CheungJuly 23, 2024 | 12:08pm -
Hailey Bieber 'Isn't Close' to Family Right Now...By Audra HeinrichsJuly 23, 2024 | 11:19am -
Rashida Tlaib Reminds Us That Kamala Harris Still Must Earn Your VoteBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 23, 2024 | 11:00am -
JoJo Siwa Has Ambitious Future Family PlansBy Kady Ruth AshcraftJuly 23, 2024 | 10:13am -
These Are the Non-Controversial White Men Most Likely to Join Kamala Harris on the Democratic TicketBy Kylie CheungJuly 22, 2024 | 7:03pm -
Bella Hadid Is Reportedly Suing Adidas for 'Their Lack of Public Accountability'By Audra HeinrichsJuly 22, 2024 | 5:56pm -
I’m Mourning the 'House of the Dragon' Throuple We Never GotBy Jackie JenningsJuly 22, 2024 | 5:17pm -
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker’s Quirky Online Fanbase Intends to Shitpost Their ‘Big Boy’ Into the White HouseBy Kylie CheungJuly 22, 2024 | 4:04pm -
Kamala Harris Might Be Better for the Left than Joe BidenBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 22, 2024 | 2:45pm -
Joe Biden Succumbs to Reason, Advances Us to a Coconut-Based FutureBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 22, 2024 | 2:10pm -
The Oldest-Ever Presidential Candidate Is Trying to Attack Kamala Harris for LaughingBy Kylie CheungJuly 22, 2024 | 12:45pm -
What Would a Harris Presidency Mean for Climate Progress?By Dave LevitanJuly 22, 2024 | 11:15am -
Celebrities Love MomalaBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 22, 2024 | 10:05am -
The Democrats Have an Opportunity to Change the Decrepit Status QuoBy Jared Yates SextonJuly 22, 2024 | 10:05am -
It’s JoeverBy Kylie CheungJuly 21, 2024 | 2:17pm -
Trump Blew a Kiss at Hulk Hogan But Snubbed Tiffany at the RNCBy Susan RinkunasJuly 19, 2024 | 4:56pm -
Musicals Saved Our Lady J's Life. Now, She's Creating One of Her Own.By Audra HeinrichsJuly 19, 2024 | 4:20pm -
RNC Speakers Proved the GOP Still Doesn't Care About WomenBy Kylie CheungJuly 19, 2024 | 2:58pm -
Trump’s 92-Minute RNC Speech Didn’t Mention Abortion. Don't Let That Fool You.By Kylie CheungJuly 19, 2024 | 12:20pm -
Schmuck of the Week: Major Newspaper Editors Doing Trump’s BiddingBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 19, 2024 | 11:55am -
The Nefarious Figures Behind the Far-Right Who Predate TrumpBy Karl FolkJuly 19, 2024 | 11:40am -
California vs. Texas: Power Grid Catastrophe ShowdownBy Dave LevitanJuly 19, 2024 | 11:30am -
Tom Sandoval Withdraws Lawsuit Against Ariana Madix; Claims He Was 'Misled'By Audra HeinrichsJuly 19, 2024 | 9:25am -
The RNC Honored a Group of Frat Guys for Whatever ReasonBy Kylie CheungJuly 18, 2024 | 5:29pm -
JD Vance's Opposition to Rape Exceptions to Abortion Bans Is Subject of Biting New Campaign AdBy Kylie CheungJuly 18, 2024 | 5:03pm -
A Coconut Tree Margarita Recipe for...Whatever Might Happen This WeekendBy Kady Ruth AshcraftJuly 18, 2024 | 3:30pm -
Trump and Biden Remind Us America Is Still in Denial Over Guns and COVIDBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 18, 2024 | 2:50pm -
Tom Sandoval Is Suing Ariana Madix for *Checks Notes* Looking at His PhoneBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 18, 2024 | 2:02pm -
J.D. Vance and the MAGA Foreign PolicyBy Jen KirbyJuly 18, 2024 | 1:50pm -
Matt Gaetz, Who Once Body-Shamed a Teen Girl, Looked… Odd During RNC SpeechBy Kylie CheungJuly 18, 2024 | 12:01pm -
Angelina Jolie Asks Brad Pitt to Drop Vineyard SuitBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 18, 2024 | 11:35am -
After One of the Wildest Weeks in American History, It Really Might Be JoeverBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 18, 2024 | 11:20am -
Britney Spears Tells Ozzy Osbourne to Fuck OffBy Lauren TousignantJuly 18, 2024 | 9:13am -
Joe Biden Dragged Kicking and Screaming to Call for Supreme Court ReformBy Susan RinkunasJuly 17, 2024 | 6:23pm -
'The Idol' Is Emmy-Nominated. No, Really.By Audra HeinrichsJuly 17, 2024 | 4:40pm -
I Can't Stop Laughing at RNC Delegates Copying Trump's Ear BandageBy Kylie CheungJuly 17, 2024 | 3:21pm -
Fantasy Booking the 2016 Democratic Primary with Joe BidenBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 17, 2024 | 2:55pm -
Quick! Someone Tell This Old Man How to Hit the Unfollow ButtonBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 17, 2024 | 2:13pm -
So Much for Party Unity! Matt Gaetz & Kevin McCarthy Got Into It AgainBy Kylie CheungJuly 17, 2024 | 1:39pm -
I Continue to Feel Horrified by Katy Perry's New SingleBy Lauren TousignantJuly 17, 2024 | 1:19pm -
Nikki Haley, Ron DeSantis, & Marco Rubio Perform Self-Flagellation at RNC Night 2By Kylie CheungJuly 17, 2024 | 12:20pm -
Here's the Former Brett Kavanaugh Clerk Who Married JD VanceBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 17, 2024 | 11:20am -
I Did Not Expect to Feel Inspired by Ryan Reynolds This MorningBy Lauren TousignantJuly 17, 2024 | 10:21am -
A Climate Action Proposal: Hold the Presidential Election in AugustBy Dave LevitanJuly 17, 2024 | 9:40am -
Copa America Was Already Embarrassing Before the Disastrous Final Took It to the Next LevelBy Phil WestJuly 17, 2024 | 9:30am -
Cool! You Can Enter to Win a Free AR-15 at the Republican National Convention!By Lauren TousignantJuly 16, 2024 | 5:24pm -
GOP Platform Leader Tells Anti-Abortion Extremists Not to WorryBy Kylie CheungJuly 16, 2024 | 4:57pm -
Katie Britt Keeps Trying to Distance the GOP From Its War on IVFBy Kylie CheungJuly 16, 2024 | 1:45pm -
Why Are Bernie Sanders and Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Backing Joe Biden?By Jacob WeindlingJuly 16, 2024 | 1:15pm -
Johnny Depp Has a Girlfriend NowBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 16, 2024 | 12:57pm -
Sooo, What Was ‘SlutWalk’ Organizer Amber Rose Doing at the RNC?By Kylie CheungJuly 16, 2024 | 11:06am -
In J.D. Vance, Trump Picks the Perfect Butcher Boy as Vice PresidentBy Jared Yates SextonJuly 16, 2024 | 10:40am -
Once Again, Miranda Lambert Has Stopped the ShowBy Kady Ruth AshcraftJuly 16, 2024 | 9:55am -
It's the Hot Nights That Will Get YouBy Dave LevitanJuly 16, 2024 | 9:25am -
JD Vance Got Into Politics Over a Rotten Tomatoes Review. Now He Might Be Vice President.By Kylie CheungJuly 15, 2024 | 3:39pm -
Trump, the Wind, and the Thin Line Between Reality and MadnessBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 15, 2024 | 3:35pm -
No One Is Inciting Violence by Pointing Out the Dire Consequences of a 2nd Trump TermBy Kylie CheungJuly 15, 2024 | 2:36pm -
Dear Anonymous Senior House Democrat, Go Fuck YourselfBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 15, 2024 | 1:30pm