The winners of last night’s Academy Awards were perhaps the most predictable in the ceremony’s history. So it seemed as though the only element of surprise—or entertainment at all—came from James Franco‘s ever-changing facial expressions.
1.) “I can turn anything into performance art” Face
2.) “Except for maybe this” Face
3.) Getting Nervous Face
4.) Scaredy Farts Face
5.) What’s That Smell Face
6.) Tinkle Face
7.) “Over here” Face
8.) Over It Face
9.) O Face
10.) “Doing math in my head” Face
11.) Friends in the Balcony Face
12.) Enemies in the Balcony Face
13.) Marilyn Face
14.) De Niro Face
15.) Stoned Face
16.) Stoned Face
17.) Trying Not to Laugh Face
18.) What What Face
19.) “Wait…What?” Face
20.) Haaaaaay Face
21.) Serious Time Face
22.) “Did you know I met Oprah?” Face
23.) Tasting Face Face
24.) General Hospital LOL Face
25.) Pulled It Off Face
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
