The Gift Guide For Sinners
LatestAs Maude so wisely said, “Vice, virtue—it’s best not to be too moral. You cheat yourself out of too much life.” So here are some vice-themed gifts for the naughty that are cooler than coal.
The Obamarator
How’s this for a stimulus package? With multi-speed settings, yes he can for $19.99 (or 5 for $99 with the “Family and Friends Package”).
Christmas Drinking Glove
This is really the perfect gift for someone who loves beer, Christmas, and seasonal novelty items. And, at only $5.99, it’s the perfect gift for cheap gifters.
Hello Kitty Bong
Standing at 15″ tall, and probably not approved by Sanrio, this pink water pipe is the perfect gateway bong for that special little girl in your life. Kidding! Little boys can use it, too. Kidding, God! It’s $95, which is apparently worth it, according to “Boo” the one user who reviewed the bong at Pizbi Smoke shop: “Besides the fact that it has Hello Kitty on it, this water pipe hits and clears really nice!” How much more convincing do you need?
Vice Canisters
This pottery collection of Jonathan Adler canisters ($28 – $135; each sold separately) will help organize life for even the cloudiest of pillheads. Or they can be used to hold flour and sugar and all that crap.