The opening credits of the sixth season of The Real Housewives of New York City are essentially a self-parody, with one woman claiming, “I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m preeeeettttttyyyyy!!!!”
The intros for The Real Housewives franchise are known for cast members’ punchy one-liners that are meant to encapsulate the essence of each woman’s personality. In the past, they’ve been things like, “To some people, living elegantly just comes naturally,” or “I’m not afraid to say what everyone else is thinking.”