Anyway! Stormi Webster, offspring of one Kylie Jenner, enjoyed her first day of homeschooling by posing in front of one of her mother’s many luxury automobiles while wearing a $12,000 Hermes backpack. This adorable image of a 2-year-old wearing a bag that could cover most peoples’ rent for up to two years is so cute I could just scream, and scream and scream until I pass out!
Stormi has also been seen proudly showing off her $1,200 Louis Vuitton purse, and you know what? Good for her! She’s worked really hard, and she deserves it! [Hollywood Life]
If it’s hard to separate actors from their roles, it must mean they’re doing their jobs, right?
Jason Bateman, for example,
will always be a vaguely nerdy dad,
Morgan Freeman will always be God, etc. But while
Pretty Woman was a great professional break for
Jason Alexander, his role as the attorney and attempted rapist Philip Stuckey did not endear him to women fans, he said during a recent
podcast. Per
Page Six:
“It was an odd way to meet a national audience because I was known around the world as the a–hole that tried to rape Julia Roberts.”
He added, “Women hated me. I would walk down the street and women would say mean things to me. I got punched many times, I got spit on by one woman. It was a rough year.”
A long time ago, Alexander directed a play that I was assigned to review for my college newspaper. After the show, I sauntered up to him, interrupted him mid-conversation and asked him “what he thought qualified him to direct this show” (!!??!!). Instead of throwing his chardonnay in my eyes, he laughed graciously and gave me a nice quote. My point is, Jason Alexander is probably Fine. [The Creative Coalition/Page Six]
- Please god just finish this divorce already. [Us Weekly]
- Prosecutors are warning Cardi B to take a plea in her strip club case. [Page Six]
- Usher and his girlfriend, Jennifer Goicoechea, made a baby. [Bossip]
