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Texas Woman Jailed for Daring to Post Photos of Her Small Town’s Brown Tap WaterBy Jim VorelMay 26, 2026 | 12:40pm -
Lisa Rinna Would Kindly Request You Don't Vote for Spencer PrattBy Alise MoralesMay 26, 2026 | 11:53am -
Talking Animals are Now on the Same Shitlist as Chris PrattBy Danielle HanMay 26, 2026 | 8:55am -
Checking In on Jacob Elordi and Kendall Jenner's New RomanceBy Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 25, 2026 | 11:09am -
I Tried Dunkin’s New 'Dirty Pepsi' And I Can’t Stop Shaking and Slamming My Head Against the WallBy Mitchell NanceMay 25, 2026 | 10:30am -
Comment of the Week: ‘If Only the White House Beehive had a Large Enough Ballroom...’By Danielle HanMay 24, 2026 | 10:30am -
Dull the Horror of Pointless War This Memorial Day with a Classic BoilermakerBy Jim VorelMay 24, 2026 | 9:00am -
My 17-Minute Battle to Retrieve Drugstore Deodorant From the Plexiglass PrisonBy Claire GuinanMay 23, 2026 | 5:30am -
Todd Blanche Humiliated Yet Again as Judge Dismisses Criminal Charges Against Kilmar Abrego GarciaBy Jim VorelMay 22, 2026 | 4:36pm -
Good Riddance to Jared Polis, America's Worst Elected DemocratBy Jacob WeindlingMay 22, 2026 | 3:30pm -
The GOP’s Obsession With Erasing Trans People—and Bowing to Trump—Just Sunk a Landmark Women’s History MuseumBy Danielle HanMay 22, 2026 | 2:38pm -
Donald Trump Will Give His Son the Greatest Gift of All: Skipping His WeddingBy Jim VorelMay 22, 2026 | 2:20pm -
Planned Parenthood Launches Advance-Order Abortion Pills Program in Two StatesBy Danielle HanMay 22, 2026 | 1:31pm -
There's No Good Way to Execute a PersonBy Jim VorelMay 22, 2026 | 11:30am -
Mike Johnson, Being ‘Fully Transparent,’ Says He Doesn’t Know Where Tom Kean isBy Danielle HanMay 22, 2026 | 10:45am -
Behold Ciara Miller’s Revenge DressBy Claire GuinanMay 22, 2026 | 9:16am -
Anti-Abortion Extremists Could Get Taxpayer-Funded Payouts Under Trump’s New FundBy Wren WoodsonMay 22, 2026 | 8:59am -
Stephen Colbert, Paul McCartney, and a Bunch of Famous Friends Bid a Fond Farewell to The Late ShowBy William HughesMay 22, 2026 | 1:04am -
Doctors Say the Axing of USAID Has Already Cost Lives in Latest Ebola OutbreakBy Jim VorelMay 21, 2026 | 3:00pm -
RFK Jr. Brags About Being ‘Around a Lot of Young Girls All the Time’By Danielle HanMay 21, 2026 | 2:02pm -
Chelsea Handler Calls Shane Gillis', Tony Hinchcliffe's Material at Kevin Hart Roast "Gross"By Drew GillisMay 21, 2026 | 12:25pm -
Nancy Mace Wants to Update the Constitution to Knock Naturalized Citizens Out of CongressBy Danielle HanMay 21, 2026 | 12:16pm -
Get Out of Here with Your So-Called “London Pizza”By Jim VorelMay 21, 2026 | 11:38am -
Maybe the Eighth Anniversary Gift Theme Is 'Never-Before-Seen-Wedding-Photo Dump'By Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 21, 2026 | 11:19am -
Iowa Implements Flurry of Setbacks to Repro Health and Cancer PreventionBy Danielle HanMay 21, 2026 | 10:52am -
15 Years Ago, Adele Won a Huge Year in PopBy Derrick RossignolMay 21, 2026 | 10:45am -
Man Jailed 37 Days for Single Trump Meme Wins $835,000 SettlementBy Jim VorelMay 20, 2026 | 4:56pm -
Oh Good, Sen. Tim Kaine Weighed In on the Taylor Swift/Travis Kelce Prenup DiscourseBy Claire GuinanMay 20, 2026 | 4:45pm -
A Shuttered MAGA Brewery Wants $50 Million from Its Haters in a Lawsuit over Hurt FeelingsBy Jim VorelMay 20, 2026 | 3:30pm -
Charli XCX Claims Existing as a Human Being in 2026 is Really HardBy Claire GuinanMay 20, 2026 | 2:49pm -
The Blue Wave Misses Big on Georgia’s Supreme CourtBy Danielle HanMay 20, 2026 | 1:56pm -
A 104-Year Incumbent Streak in Georgia ContinuesBy Josh JacksonMay 20, 2026 | 1:49pm -
Of Course it’s Women Who Broke a Seven-Year Dry Spell Between North and South KoreaBy Danielle HanMay 20, 2026 | 1:04pm -
Mindy Kaling Understands Why We All Think That About Her And B.J. NovakBy Claire GuinanMay 20, 2026 | 11:27am -
Virginia Is Taking Action to Keep ICE Agents Away from Polling Places Before the MidtermsBy Jim VorelMay 20, 2026 | 10:30am -
Enjoy Your Toxic Water!By Mabel KabaniMay 20, 2026 | 9:05am -
The Underwhelming Tale of the SKIMS Cocaine SmugglerBy Claire GuinanMay 19, 2026 | 4:53pm -
Does $5.25 Million Make up for 21 Years Behind Bars for a Double Murder You Didn’t Commit?By Jim VorelMay 19, 2026 | 3:58pm -
Guy in Charge of Releasing Epstein Files Says ‘I Don’t Understand What "Epstein Investigation" Means’By Danielle HanMay 19, 2026 | 3:19pm -
Literally No One Wants to Watch Diet Fox NewsBy Jacob WeindlingMay 19, 2026 | 2:50pm -
ICYMI, the Trump Admin Wants to Create a Slush Fund for Trump’s Biggest Suck-UpsBy Danielle HanMay 19, 2026 | 1:28pm -
A Digital Museum of John Travolta’s 2026 Cannes BeretsBy Claire GuinanMay 19, 2026 | 12:54pm -
Spain Will Feel the $65 Million Wrath of ShakiraBy Alise MoralesMay 19, 2026 | 11:10am -
Jon Stewart tries to wring some advice for the class of 2026 out of TrumpBy Drew GillisMay 19, 2026 | 9:30am -
Why Is No One Talking About the ICE Agent Who Has Been a Fugitive for a Month?By Jim VorelMay 19, 2026 | 9:26am -
Woman Forced to Give Birth While Shackled in New York Court, Public Defenders SayBy Danielle HanMay 19, 2026 | 9:19am -
A City-Killing Asteroid Will Narrowly Miss the Earth Today. We Discovered It Only a Week Ago.By Jim VorelMay 18, 2026 | 2:55pm -
Has Anyone Seen My Swarm of Angry Bees?By Claire GuinanMay 18, 2026 | 2:17pm -
Kristi Noem’s Inability to Spot Actual Criminals is Somehow Worse Than Previously ThoughtBy Danielle HanMay 18, 2026 | 12:30pm -
A Jenner-Elordi-Chalamet Double Date Has Entered The CanonBy Claire GuinanMay 18, 2026 | 11:43am -
Of Course Trump Skipped MAGA’s Christian Fest on the National Mall to Golf InsteadBy Jim VorelMay 18, 2026 | 11:39am -
Pete Davidson's Friends Don't Understand Why the Mom of His 5-Month-Old Child Might Feel UnsupportedBy Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 18, 2026 | 9:45am -
GOP’s Attempt to Fund Trump’s Dumb Ballroom With Taxpayer Money Gets SmoteBy Danielle HanMay 18, 2026 | 9:09am -
Comment of the Week: ‘I Am Not "Under-Babied," Zero is the Exact Number I Want.’By Claire GuinanMay 17, 2026 | 12:15pm -
Level Out a Schizophrenic Spring with a Perfect MartiniBy Jim VorelMay 17, 2026 | 9:30am -
World's richest film bro very mad at Christopher Nolan over casting of fake 3,000-year-old womanBy William HughesMay 16, 2026 | 5:57pm -
In Defense of Being Level 9570 on Candy CrushBy Danielle HanMay 16, 2026 | 5:30pm -
Epic Universe, Epic Memories: Revisiting a Childhood Built on Dragons and GamesBy Josh JacksonMay 16, 2026 | 11:45am -
Splinter: Trump's Oil Inflation Is More Class WarfareBy Jacob WeindlingMay 15, 2026 | 4:02pm -
Trump is Trying to Distract in the Loudest Way Possible: the Biggest Fireworks Display in Human HistoryBy Mabel KabaniMay 15, 2026 | 3:41pm -
The Trump Admin’s Hantavirus Guy is an Anti-Vax, Anti-Abortion ‘Doc’ Who Used to Stuff Dicks for a LivingBy Danielle HanMay 15, 2026 | 3:13pm -
‘I Feel Terrified’: Trump Admin Sued Over VA’s National Abortion BanBy Danielle HanMay 15, 2026 | 2:16pm -
Taylor Swift is Making Sure No One Knows Exactly When She Is Getting MarriedBy Claire GuinanMay 15, 2026 | 2:07pm -
We Granted 250 Pardons from Pop-Culture JailBy Claire GuinanMay 15, 2026 | 12:30pm -
Let's see if The Expendabelles makes it to the screen this timeBy Drew GillisMay 15, 2026 | 11:25am -
If You’re Not Debuting Your Bump On The Cannes Red Carpet, WTF Are You Doing?By Claire GuinanMay 15, 2026 | 11:10am -
This Weekend Belongs to the Women of NASCARBy Danielle HanMay 15, 2026 | 9:37am -
Seriously, Please Stop Using AI to Plan Your MurdersBy Jim VorelMay 15, 2026 | 9:30am -
The Congo Refused to Accept a Seriously Sick Immigrant. The U.S. Deported Her There Anyway.By Jim VorelMay 14, 2026 | 4:44pm -
Marco Rubio Discovers Ceilings During China VisitBy Wren WoodsonMay 14, 2026 | 4:38pm -
Nothing Says ‘Welcome to America’ Quite Like Having ICE at the FIFA World Cup!By Danielle HanMay 14, 2026 | 3:12pm -
The DOJ Is Considering Personally Handing Trump $10 Billion in Taxpayer DollarsBy Jim VorelMay 14, 2026 | 2:09pm -
Even Chinese Food is Getting Better Representation Than Women at the Trump-Xi SummitBy Danielle HanMay 14, 2026 | 2:04pm -
A NYT Glitch Appears to Have Punched Kamala Harris and MTG in the MouthBy Jim VorelMay 14, 2026 | 11:34am -
Hannah Einbinder has her priorities too straight to worry about a blacklistBy Drew GillisMay 14, 2026 | 10:19am -
Checking In on Spencer Pratt's Mayoral CandidacyBy Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 14, 2026 | 9:58am -
Federal Prosecutor in Texas Subpoenaes Another State Hospital for its Trans Youth Health Care RecordsBy Danielle HanMay 14, 2026 | 9:40am -
Margo's getting even more Money TroublesBy William HughesMay 13, 2026 | 9:35pm -
Dua Lipa is FunmaxxingBy Claire GuinanMay 13, 2026 | 5:09pm -
Robotaxis Are “Safer” than Human Drivers, but Also They Sometimes Drive Into Floods, WhoopsBy Jim VorelMay 13, 2026 | 4:00pm -
The Trump Admin’s MomsDotGov Website Is ‘Gaslighting 101’By Danielle HanMay 13, 2026 | 3:26pm -
Margaret Cho Turned Down a Role in Heated Rivalry out of Fear of ICE DetainmentBy Claire GuinanMay 13, 2026 | 3:14pm -
Looks Like No Democratic Senators are Getting a KA$H Bourbon Anytime Soon!By Danielle HanMay 13, 2026 | 1:20pm -
MAGA Congresswoman Chooses to Mock 10-Year-Old Student for Daring to Write Her a LetterBy Jim VorelMay 13, 2026 | 12:06pm -
A Has-Been Is Crashing Out Over Zara LarssonBy Claire GuinanMay 13, 2026 | 11:55am -
You Do Not, Under Any Circumstances, Gotta Hand it to Marjorie Taylor GreeneBy Jacob WeindlingMay 12, 2026 | 4:53pm -
Sarah Jessica Parker Hated the Fourth Wall Breaks in Sex And The CityBy Claire GuinanMay 12, 2026 | 4:38pm -
Trump's Approval Rating Is Now a Full 20 Points UnderwaterBy Jim VorelMay 12, 2026 | 3:05pm -
‘No One Told Me I Was Safe’: Epstein Survivors Appear in First Public Congressional HearingBy Danielle HanMay 12, 2026 | 2:47pm -
Congratulations to UCF Grads for Booing Their AI-Obsessed Commencement SpeakerBy Claire GuinanMay 12, 2026 | 12:51pm -
Demi Moore parrots some AI talking points at CannesBy Drew GillisMay 12, 2026 | 12:01pm -
Guess Who Canceled U.S. Hantavirus Research Last Year, at the Height of DOGE?By Jim VorelMay 12, 2026 | 11:19am -
“There Was No Swimming Away”: Hayden Panettiere Opens Up About a Terrifying Hollywood EncounterBy Alise MoralesMay 12, 2026 | 11:11am -
Nation Sits Tight to See if SCOTUS Will Preserve—or Vanish—the Right to a Telehealth AbortionBy Danielle HanMay 12, 2026 | 10:00am -
Sir Ian McKellen Didn’t Stop Fighting for Gay Rights, Even When an Idol Urged Him ToBy Claire GuinanMay 11, 2026 | 5:17pm -
Marty Makary Could Get the Boot for Being Too Slow to Attack Abortion AccessBy Danielle HanMay 11, 2026 | 4:13pm -
Netflix Just Removed One of the Last Features to Make its UI Even Slightly UsableBy Jim VorelMay 11, 2026 | 3:54pm -
Benedict Cumberbatch Gives Oscar-Worthy Performance in Public Bicycle FightBy Claire GuinanMay 11, 2026 | 1:02pm -
Trump Scammed Another $59 Million from MAGA with Pre-Sales for “Trump Phones” That Don’t ExistBy Jim VorelMay 11, 2026 | 11:53am -
The Moms of the MAGAsphere Sure Made Mother’s Day Weird This YearBy Danielle HanMay 11, 2026 | 11:42am -
A Comedy Rumor Has Broken ContainmentBy Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 11, 2026 | 9:54am -
John Oliver explains how the Supreme Court keeps letting Trump get away with itBy Drew GillisMay 11, 2026 | 9:26am -
Trump Is the Best POTUS Ever, When You’re a Fake Christian GrifterBy Jim VorelMay 10, 2026 | 10:00am -
Everything That Came Out of My Roommate’s Sinus RinseBy Claire GuinanMay 9, 2026 | 5:30pm -
Who is Going to Tell Trump He Caused a Diet Coke Shortage?By Claire GuinanMay 8, 2026 | 5:00pm -
Being “Pro-Transgender” Now Makes You a Terrorist, According to Trump AdministrationBy Jim VorelMay 8, 2026 | 3:28pm -
Putting His Name on Chuck Schumer's UFO Homework Won't Save Trump's Failing PresidencyBy Jacob WeindlingMay 8, 2026 | 3:05pm -
Surprise! Two Most Powerful Men in America Can't Stop Being Awful to WomenBy Danielle HanMay 8, 2026 | 2:43pm