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Ohio MAGA Rep. Max Miller is Apparently as Bad a Husband as a CongressmanBy Danielle HanMay 8, 2026 | 12:47pm -
“We’re Not a Stupid Country” Says Secretary of State, ReassuringlyBy Jim VorelMay 8, 2026 | 11:40am -
Zoë Kravitz Called Out Her Ex...EmployerBy Claire GuinanMay 8, 2026 | 11:24am -
Oklahoma’s Latest Anti-Abortion Law Wants to Scare Residents From Helping Each OtherBy Danielle HanMay 8, 2026 | 11:07am -
Tennessee GOP Erases State's Last Democratic, Black-Majority Seat in Shameless Power GrabBy Danielle HanMay 8, 2026 | 10:32am -
Mark Ruffalo says peers didn't speak out about WBD-Paramount merger out of blacklisting fearsBy Drew GillisMay 8, 2026 | 9:48am -
Cuba Is Now Drowning in a Sea of Burning Trash and Disease While the U.S. Looks OnBy Jim VorelMay 7, 2026 | 3:49pm -
“Petty, Loud and Obnoxious”: Surgeon General Nom Nicole Saphier’s Deleted Tweets About TrumpBy Jim VorelMay 7, 2026 | 1:26pm -
Kim Kardashian is Taking a Break From Failing the BarBy Claire GuinanMay 7, 2026 | 11:54am -
The Details of Kash Patel’s Alleged Drinking Problem Just Keep Spilling OutBy Danielle HanMay 7, 2026 | 11:51am -
Katie Porter Reminds Voters She’s an Awful Boss in New Campaign AdBy Danielle HanMay 7, 2026 | 9:26am -
Actor Sues James Cameron for Allegedly Copying Her Teenaged Face for Avatar's NeytiriBy William HughesMay 6, 2026 | 9:24pm -
As The Saying Goes: If Justin Baldoni Has No Haters, Then I Am DeadBy Claire GuinanMay 6, 2026 | 6:48pm -
Melissa Barrera Thinks Paramount Lied About How Much Money Scream 7 MadeBy William HughesMay 6, 2026 | 6:27pm -
DHS Tried to Reveal the Identity of a Canadian Who Dared to Post About Trump and ICEBy Jim VorelMay 6, 2026 | 4:42pm -
We Should All Take a Page Out of Kesha’s Book and Make Placenta JewelryBy Claire GuinanMay 6, 2026 | 2:36pm -
The DHS Just Got Rid of its Own ICE Detentions WatchdogBy Danielle HanMay 6, 2026 | 2:31pm -
White Man Handles Job Rejection by Getting the Trump Admin to Sue His CompanyBy Danielle HanMay 6, 2026 | 12:46pm -
The Nation's Top Book Publishers Are Suing Meta and Zuckerberg Over Books Stolen by AIBy Jim VorelMay 6, 2026 | 12:36pm -
No, Rihanna and A$AP Rocky Weren't Fighting After the Met GalaBy Claire GuinanMay 6, 2026 | 11:58am -
Democrats Just Secured Another Special Election Win in MichiganBy Danielle HanMay 6, 2026 | 10:22am -
The Curious Case of Why Helena Bonham Carter Was Replaced on The White LotusBy Claire GuinanMay 5, 2026 | 5:37pm -
Hey Look, the Price Tag of Trump's Ballroom Just Doubled AGAIN, to $1 BillionBy Jim VorelMay 5, 2026 | 5:23pm -
Billie Eilish Definitely Doesn’t Watch SurvivorBy Casey Epstein-GrossMay 5, 2026 | 4:49pm -
Unfortunately, We Do Have to Worry About the National DebtBy Jacob WeindlingMay 5, 2026 | 4:43pm -
Another Week, Another Couple of Washington Sex ScandalsBy Danielle HanMay 5, 2026 | 4:02pm -
Murdoch family reportedly trying to get its hand on New York magazineBy Drew GillisMay 5, 2026 | 3:42pm -
Polling Shows Republicans Genuinely Have No Idea What “Political Violence” Even MeansBy Jim VorelMay 5, 2026 | 3:37pm -
The Stupidest Night in FashionBy Claire GuinanMay 5, 2026 | 1:40pm -
Trump Admin Official Brags About Kicking 4.3 Million Americans Off SNAPBy Danielle HanMay 5, 2026 | 12:17pm -
Trump Promotes Lincoln Reflecting Pool Plan With Unhinged AI PhotoBy Mabel KabaniMay 5, 2026 | 12:05pm -
Trump and Hegseth Are Now Just Pretending We’re No Longer at War with IranBy Jim VorelMay 5, 2026 | 11:25am -
It's Met Gala Bathroom Selfie SeasonBy Alise MoralesMay 5, 2026 | 11:05am -
The Midnight Protocol: Why the Tuxedo Remains the Ultimate Graphic StatementBy Contributor ContentMay 5, 2026 | 9:00am -
Hide Your Burger Billboards, Amsterdam Just Banned the Public Advertising of MeatBy Jim VorelMay 4, 2026 | 5:31pm -
Which Way, Timothée Chalamet? Met Gala or Knicks Game?By Claire GuinanMay 4, 2026 | 3:55pm -
Pete Hegseth’s Pastor has Horrible Things to Say About Women—AgainBy Danielle HanMay 4, 2026 | 2:47pm -
The Nation’s Entire Prison System Continues to Be Defeated by Cheap DronesBy Jim VorelMay 4, 2026 | 2:40pm -
The 2028 Democratic Primary Is Shaping Up as a Generational Opportunity for the LeftBy Jacob WeindlingMay 4, 2026 | 1:31pm -
Melania Hates Trump’s Dancing TooBy Claire GuinanMay 4, 2026 | 12:39pm -
SCOTUS Rules Telehealth Abortions Safe, For NowBy Danielle HanMay 4, 2026 | 12:20pm -
A Parched Mexico City Is Now Sinking Almost a Foot Per YearBy Jim VorelMay 4, 2026 | 10:25am -
John Oliver Exposes the Fake Gas Station Pill Industrial ComplexBy Drew GillisMay 4, 2026 | 9:46am -
A Brief Summary of Who's Attending the Met Gala (Despite the Looming Bezos Presence)By Nora Biette-TimmonsMay 4, 2026 | 9:23am -
In The Devil Wears Prada 2, Journalism Is in HellBy Caroline SiedeMay 4, 2026 | 8:00am -
No Working Team Quite Compares to an All-Women Barista CrewBy Danielle HanMay 2, 2026 | 5:48pm -
Meg Stalter to Make Her Popstar Debut This SummerBy Grace Robins-SomervilleMay 2, 2026 | 2:25pm -
A Second Housekeeper Has Hit the Kylie Jenner Housekeeper LawsuitBy Claire GuinanMay 1, 2026 | 4:59pm -
GLP-1 Drugs May Help You Shed Weight ... And Possibly HairBy Jim VorelMay 1, 2026 | 4:51pm -
SCOTUS Clears the Way for Anti-Abortion CPCs to Continue Dodging AccountabilityBy Danielle HanMay 1, 2026 | 1:24pm -
Multiple People Have Apparently Been Blinded by Exploding Thermos Lids?By Jim VorelMay 1, 2026 | 1:15pm -
The Apprentice May Return, Somehow Worse than EverBy Mabel KabaniMay 1, 2026 | 12:38pm -
Why Can’t Gen Z Stop Recording at Concerts?By Casey Epstein-GrossMay 1, 2026 | 12:30pm -
Pete Davidson and Elsie Hewitt Might Be On the OutsBy Claire GuinanMay 1, 2026 | 11:28am -
MAHA Is Trying its Hardest to Not Notice Trump Constantly Betraying ThemBy Jim VorelMay 1, 2026 | 10:57am -
No Biggie! DOJ’s Search for Epstein Files Apparently Missed this Little ‘Suicide Note’ DetailBy Danielle HanMay 1, 2026 | 9:20am -
EPA Head Defends Slashing All That “Radical” Climate ResearchBy Claire GuinanApril 30, 2026 | 5:44pm -
Oh, Great, We’ve Lost the Last of the Voting Rights Act NowBy Danielle HanApril 30, 2026 | 5:37pm -
What-In-The Matrix-Hell Is Happening on the White House Lawn?By Claire GuinanApril 30, 2026 | 3:53pm -
Note to Dumb Teen Vandals: You Might Want to Avoid Singapore, Unless You Like Jail TimeBy Jim VorelApril 30, 2026 | 2:32pm -
The Person Most in Favor of Slashing NASA’s Budget? That Would Be NASA’s LeaderBy Jim VorelApril 30, 2026 | 11:48am -
Meryl Streep Has Some Beef with Travis KelceBy Claire GuinanApril 30, 2026 | 11:39am -
Katie Abraham Would Have ‘Hated’ to be Used to Promote Operation Midway Blitz, Her Mother SaysBy Danielle HanApril 30, 2026 | 9:18am -
Where Are the "Legalize Comedy" Folks At Now?By Claire GuinanApril 29, 2026 | 5:00pm -
First-Ever “Smell Map” Illustrates Just How Little We Knew About Our NosesBy Jim VorelApril 29, 2026 | 4:15pm -
Have You or a Loved One Been Hurt By a Gemini Man?By Claire GuinanApril 29, 2026 | 2:55pm -
RFK Jr.’s Anti-Vax Animus Could Cost the Lives of Tens of Thousands of ChildrenBy Danielle HanApril 29, 2026 | 2:08pm -
The world is a horny, repressed nightmare in One Night Only trailerBy Drew GillisApril 29, 2026 | 12:25pm -
Let’s Check on Channing Tatum in These Trying TimesBy Claire GuinanApril 29, 2026 | 12:06pm -
A Teenager Died in ICE Detention. His Family Doesn't Believe the Government's Story.By Jim VorelApril 29, 2026 | 12:01pm -
You Might Not Be the Worst-Looking Person in Your Passport Anymore!By Danielle HanApril 29, 2026 | 11:44am -
The DOJ Just Indicted James Comey for Instagramming a Picture of SeashellsBy Danielle HanApril 29, 2026 | 10:04am -
Trump Thinks ICE Needs a Rebrand. We Have Some Ideas!By Claire GuinanApril 28, 2026 | 4:00pm -
U.S. Gas Prices Reach New High Since Start of Iran War, with No End in SightBy Jim VorelApril 28, 2026 | 3:43pm -
Congrats to Todd Blanche on His First Epstein Lawsuit as Acting AG!By Danielle HanApril 28, 2026 | 3:33pm -
All These Dumb False Flag Conspiracies Stem from Trump's Ear and Media’s Failure to Interrogate ItBy Jacob WeindlingApril 28, 2026 | 2:36pm -
Taylor Swift Says Swifties Can Take Things To “An Extreme Place”By Claire GuinanApril 28, 2026 | 12:56pm -
Trump’s Latest Picks for Immigration Judges Include a Woman Who Says She’ll ‘Fight Exclusively for the Rights of Men’By Danielle HanApril 28, 2026 | 12:30pm -
You Don't Hate Mount Everest Climbers EnoughBy Jim VorelApril 28, 2026 | 12:02pm -
Megan Thee Stallion Says Goodbye to BroadwayBy Alise MoralesApril 28, 2026 | 11:55am -
The Midterms Aren’t Stopping the Anti-Abortion Movement—Even as Trump Tries to Shut Everyone UpBy Danielle HanApril 28, 2026 | 10:57am -
Jon Stewart cannot get over RFK Jr. ditching Cheryl Hines at WHCD shootingBy Drew GillisApril 28, 2026 | 9:31am -
Well, Well, Well…Look Who’s *Actually* EngagedBy Claire GuinanApril 27, 2026 | 5:19pm -
Surprise! The Anti-DEI GOP is Facing a Diversity Problem in the House!By Danielle HanApril 27, 2026 | 5:09pm -
It Only Took 2,515 Years, but the Two Hour Marathon Has Finally FallenBy Jim VorelApril 27, 2026 | 3:24pm -
Get the Popcorn! It’s ‘Hell Week’ for Mike Johnson.By Danielle HanApril 27, 2026 | 3:10pm -
Stagecoach Is the Festival of Murky PoliticsBy Claire GuinanApril 27, 2026 | 3:01pm -
MAGA Husbands Had a Funny Way of Showing Off Their ‘Family Values’ This WeekendBy Danielle HanApril 27, 2026 | 11:46am -
Trump Supporter Sent to ICE Detention Camp: “I Didn’t Think These Things Existed.”By Jim VorelApril 27, 2026 | 11:26am -
Megan Thee Stallion Drops Klay Thompson Split News on InstagramBy Nora Biette-TimmonsApril 27, 2026 | 9:25am -
Things No President Has Ever Had to Say on TV Before: “I’m Not a Pedophile.”By Jim VorelApril 26, 2026 | 11:43pm -
The Preference for Conspiracy Infects Us AllBy Jim VorelApril 26, 2026 | 4:27pm -
Your Dumbest Friend Explains Tree Sex to YouBy Claire GuinanApril 25, 2026 | 11:27pm -
Trump gives brief, focused speech after White House Correspondents Dinner shootingBy William HughesApril 25, 2026 | 11:11pm -
We Were Long Overdue for a Sapphic MAGA Sex Scandal By Danielle HanApril 25, 2026 | 2:55pm -
Splinter: Nerds Attend Prom With Trump as the Chad Fed Fights Back and WinsBy Jacob WeindlingApril 24, 2026 | 5:09pm -
The Trump Admin Is Bringing Back Firing Squads like It’s 1890By Danielle HanApril 24, 2026 | 3:41pm -
Trump’s Polling Is Now as Bad as It Was After the Jan. 6 Capitol RiotsBy Jim VorelApril 24, 2026 | 2:53pm -
Are Zoë Kravitz and Harry Styles Actually Engaged?By Claire GuinanApril 24, 2026 | 11:55am -
“National Security” Can’t Exist in a World with Prediction MarketsBy Jim VorelApril 24, 2026 | 11:45am -
So We’re Faking Weather Data to Win Our Polymarket Bets Now?By Jim VorelApril 23, 2026 | 6:41pm -
The Who’s Who of Trump’s Crypto Loser BashBy Claire GuinanApril 23, 2026 | 5:22pm -
Writing About the FBI Director's Girlfriend Now Warrants an FBI InvestigationBy Danielle HanApril 23, 2026 | 4:30pm -
I Wouldn’t Want to Look Like My Dad Either If My Dad Was George BushBy Danielle HanApril 23, 2026 | 3:55pm -
Trump Is Ready to Take Credit for Biden’s Loosening of Cannabis RestrictionsBy Jim VorelApril 23, 2026 | 3:07pm -
The Cops Are Still Looking For Madonna’s Missing Coachella OutfitBy Claire GuinanApril 23, 2026 | 11:27am -
Susie Wiles Told the Cabinet to Quit Traveling Abroad By Danielle HanApril 23, 2026 | 11:20am -
Men Should Not Need to Be Told Not to Abandon Their Partners in the Wilderness via “Alpine Divorce”By Jim VorelApril 23, 2026 | 9:30am