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celebrities > misc-goss Jennifer Anniston’s Rumored New Boyfriend Is a Hot Hypnotist
By Audra Heinrichs July 8, 2025 | 6:40pm
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politics > abortion New Book Confirms Trump Avoided Abortion Stance Because He Knew He'd Lose
By Susan Rinkunas July 8, 2025 | 6:23pm
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celebrities, entertainment Lena Dunham Reveals Where All the Girls Are Now
By Lauren Tousignant July 8, 2025 | 4:49pm
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politics, latest American Horror Story: Butthurt Foreigner Wants New Party After Bad Bill, Botched Epstein Claims
By Audra Heinrichs July 8, 2025 | 4:18pm
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splinter President Deals Is Super Serious He’s Not Going to Cave This Time
By Jacob Weindling July 8, 2025 | 4:07pm
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splinter Secretary of Agriculture Has Extremely Wrong Ideas About Medicaid Recipients and Ag Workers
By Dave Levitan July 8, 2025 | 2:42pm
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splinter MAGA’s Reality Shatters As Trump Betrays Them Over Jeffrey Epstein
By Jacob Weindling July 8, 2025 | 1:51pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t After Cierra Ortega's 'Love Island' Exit, Her Parents Ask Everyone for 'Basic Human Decency'
By Alise Morales July 8, 2025 | 11:16am
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splinter Trump Executive Order Continues All-Of-The-Below Energy Strategy, Aims to Speed Up Murder of Wind and Solar
By Dave Levitan July 8, 2025 | 9:47am
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politics > abortion Planned Parenthood Scores Temporary Victory Over Trump's Funding Ban
By Lauren Tousignant July 8, 2025 | 9:04am
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splinter Trump's EPA Backs Down on 'Forever Chemicals'. But Hey, Novel Probiotics Could Help Us Poop Them Out.
By Ross Pome July 8, 2025 | 8:31am
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politics Kristi Noem Accidentally Low-Key Suggested That Trump Might Be to Blame for Deadly Texas Flooding
By Lauren Tousignant July 7, 2025 | 6:52pm
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celebrities > misc-goss, celebrity So...Anne Hathaway's Next Movie Sounds Insane
By Audra Heinrichs July 7, 2025 | 4:13pm
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splinter President Deals Announces Another Delay to His Tariff Delays
By Jacob Weindling July 7, 2025 | 4:01pm
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splinter HALEU Could Be the Key to Energy Independence — and This U.S. Company Holds the Patent
By Contributor Content July 7, 2025 | 2:24pm
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entertainment > music-entertainment Mannequin Pussy Won't Let Their Audiences Succumb to 2025's Bullshit
By Audra Heinrichs July 7, 2025 | 2:20pm
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splinter Lutnick's Commerce Department Innovating New Ways to Keep Potential Employees Away
By Dave Levitan July 7, 2025 | 12:17pm
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splinter Elon Musk Launches the America Party to Definitely Not Destroy GOP Majorities in Congress
By Jacob Weindling July 7, 2025 | 11:50am
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splinter The Supreme Court Is More Broken Than Ever
By Thor Benson July 7, 2025 | 10:48am
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dirt-bag-t It's Rich-People-on-Yachts Season
By Audra Heinrichs July 7, 2025 | 10:26am
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splinter 81 People Are Dead and It Is Still Raining in Texas
By Dave Levitan July 7, 2025 | 9:07am
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splinter How BRICS Aims to Upend the Hegemony of the Dollar
By Roqayah Chamseddine July 7, 2025 | 9:01am
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entertainment Inside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to Waitstaff
By Claire Guinan July 4, 2025 | 11:37am
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entertainment > movies This Week's 'And Just Like That...' Was a Horror Movie
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft July 3, 2025 | 9:50pm
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entertainment Pixar Continues to Shoot Itself in the Foot
By Ria Gupta July 3, 2025 | 7:09pm
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politics If John Fetterman Hates His Job So Much, He Can Simply Quit
By Susan Rinkunas July 3, 2025 | 6:20pm
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celebrities > misc-goss Man Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His Breakup
By Audra Heinrichs July 3, 2025 | 4:30pm
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politics House GOP Sells Out the Most Vulnerable Americans for Trump Merch
By Lauren Tousignant July 3, 2025 | 4:07pm
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splinter Does Hakeem Jeffries Know How to Swing a Baseball Bat? A Splinter Investigation
By Jacob Weindling July 3, 2025 | 12:29pm
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splinter Sources Say Zeldin's EPA Is Retaliating Against Declaration Signers
By Dave Levitan July 3, 2025 | 12:05pm
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splinter Republicans Work to Pass Budget Bill When Earth is Conveniently Farthest Away From the Sun
By Dave Levitan July 3, 2025 | 11:19am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Brad Pitt Suggests Life, Not Your Own Actions, ‘Throws These Struggles at You’
By Lauren Tousignant July 3, 2025 | 10:25am
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splinter Rural Hospital Closes Due to GOP’s Gargantuan Medicaid Cuts
By Jacob Weindling July 3, 2025 | 10:16am
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splinter Area Dictator Jangles Keys at Lawmakers, Successfully
By Dave Levitan July 3, 2025 | 8:39am
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politics > abortion Wisconsin Supreme Court Killed Its 176-Year-Old Abortion Ban
By Lauren Tousignant July 2, 2025 | 5:38pm
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celebrities, entertainment Diddy Found Guilty of Lesser Charges in Sex Trafficking and Racketeering Trial
By Audra Heinrichs July 2, 2025 | 2:47pm
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splinter Winter is Coming: How AstroTurf Surfaces Enable Year-Round Athletic Training in Cold Climate Regions
By Contributor Content July 2, 2025 | 2:21pm
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splinter Trump's Economic Slowdown Is Here
By Jacob Weindling July 2, 2025 | 2:14pm
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splinter Check Out This Extremely Cool Cloud in Extremely Hot Portugal
By Dave Levitan July 2, 2025 | 2:04pm
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entertainment > books-entertainment Jezebel's July Book Club Pick: 'The Bombshell' by Darrow Farr
By Nora Biette-Timmons July 2, 2025 | 11:59am
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splinter Paramount Kills CBS News, Agrees to 'Bribe' With Trump
By Jacob Weindling July 2, 2025 | 10:26am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Charlize Theron Has Me Excited to Hook Up in My 40s
By Audra Heinrichs July 2, 2025 | 10:13am
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splinter Republicans Miraculously Offer Just Enough No-Votes to Still Win
By Dave Levitan July 2, 2025 | 8:13am
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celebrities > misc-goss Man Who Sings About Bonfires & Blacking Out Doesn't Think Beyoncé Is Country
By Audra Heinrichs July 1, 2025 | 5:20pm
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politics > abortion Senate Passes Bill to Defund Planned Parenthood Thanks to 'Pro-Choice' Sen. Murkowski
By Susan Rinkunas July 1, 2025 | 3:23pm
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splinter The Bond Market Begins Its Revolt Over the GOP’s “We Are All Going to Die” Bill
By Jacob Weindling July 1, 2025 | 3:13pm
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splinter Zeroing Out at NOAA
By Dave Levitan July 1, 2025 | 2:20pm
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politics, entertainment > music-entertainment Today's a Good Day to Stream Bob Vylan
By Audra Heinrichs July 1, 2025 | 2:13pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Khloé Kardashian Posts Plastic Surgery Haul
By Alise Morales July 1, 2025 | 11:16am
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splinter Trump Threatens to Deport Elon As They Start Fighting Again
By Jacob Weindling July 1, 2025 | 10:09am
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politics > abortion In Texas, You're More Likely to Bleed to Death During a Miscarriage
By Lauren Tousignant July 1, 2025 | 9:49am
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splinter AI Is Empire's Attempt to Automate Obedience
By Roqayah Chamseddine July 1, 2025 | 9:27am
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splinter Bad News for Sea Ice: The Ocean Around Antarctica Is Getting Saltier
By Dave Levitan July 1, 2025 | 8:20am
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celebrities Well, Keke Palmer Finally Addressed That Jonathan Majors Interview...
By Audra Heinrichs June 30, 2025 | 4:37pm
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celebrities The Bezos-Sánchez Wedding Was a Real 21st-Century Fairy Tale (Derogatory)
By Jackie Jennings June 30, 2025 | 3:25pm
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splinter How Bad Is the NBA’s Gambling Problem?
By Jacob Weindling June 30, 2025 | 2:11pm
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politics > abortion At Adriana Smith’s Funeral, Democratic Lawmaker Calls Out ‘Restrictive Fetal Personhood Regimes’
By Lauren Tousignant June 30, 2025 | 2:03pm
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splinter Democratic Leaders Join Republicans' Islamophobic Attacks on Zohran Mamdani
By Jacob Weindling June 30, 2025 | 12:03pm
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splinter 'Recklessly Undermining the EPA Mission': Staff Issue Public Call for Zeldin to Correct Course
By Dave Levitan June 30, 2025 | 10:41am
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It Appears That Kris Jenner Won't Share a Water Taxi
By Audra Heinrichs June 30, 2025 | 10:15am
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splinter For Republicans in Congress, Retirement is a Helluva Drug
By Dave Levitan June 30, 2025 | 8:00am
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politics DHS Catapults Bald Baby-Faced JD Vance Meme Onto Global Stage
By Susan Rinkunas, Lauren Tousignant June 28, 2025 | 2:35pm
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entertainment > movies In Eva Orner's 'Surviving Ohio State,' Male Survivors Get Their Due
By Audra Heinrichs June 27, 2025 | 5:40pm
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celebrities, entertainment Ranking Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez's Wedding Attendees Based on How Long They'll Survive the Class Wars
By Claire Guinan June 27, 2025 | 4:34pm
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splinter The Trade War Is Back On As Canada Calls Trump’s Bluff
By Jacob Weindling June 27, 2025 | 3:49pm
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politics > abortion So, This Is What an Aneurysm Feels Like
By Lauren Tousignant June 27, 2025 | 3:02pm
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splinter Corporate Corruption and the Lefty Case for Caring About UFOs
By Jacob Weindling June 27, 2025 | 2:55pm
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splinter Both Parties in America Serve the Dictatorship of Capital
By Roqayah Chamseddine June 27, 2025 | 1:22pm
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politics Supreme Court Affirms RFK Jr.'s Power Over What Health Insurance Is Required to Cover
By Susan Rinkunas June 27, 2025 | 12:51pm
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splinter Is It Over?
By Jen Kirby June 27, 2025 | 11:36am
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splinter Republicans Have Turned the Supreme Court Into an Illegitimate Institution
By Jacob Weindling June 27, 2025 | 11:10am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Nothing to See Here! Just 2 Newly-Single People Being Normal
By Audra Heinrichs June 27, 2025 | 9:59am
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splinter Is It Good That the Same Intelligence Briefing Creates Two Versions of Reality
By Dave Levitan June 27, 2025 | 8:37am
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entertainment > tv-entertainment Desperately Seeking a Non-Pitiful Miranda
By Kady Ruth Ashcraft June 26, 2025 | 9:48pm
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politics > abortion Michigan GOP Lawmaker When Asked If He Supports Women's Bodily Autonomy: 'I Don't'
By Ria Gupta June 26, 2025 | 6:25pm
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celebrities > misc-goss Anna Wintour Is So Last Season
By Audra Heinrichs June 26, 2025 | 4:20pm
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t Feminism Win! Woman Forced to Change
By Claire Guinan June 26, 2025 | 3:50pm
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splinter Oh, Does This Quarter-Million-Dollar Donation Suggest SUPPORT To You, You Absolute Rube?
By Dave Levitan June 26, 2025 | 3:33pm
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splinter Doofus Dick Monfort and the Shambolically Inept Colorado Rockies, a Story of Perpetual Self-Parody
By Jacob Weindling June 26, 2025 | 3:30pm
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politics > abortion Supreme Court Just Allowed States to 'Defund' Planned Parenthood
By Susan Rinkunas June 26, 2025 | 2:56pm
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splinter New York Jews Are Safe and It’s Hysteric to Suggest Otherwise
By Jacob Weindling June 26, 2025 | 1:00pm
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politics Pete Hegseth Would Prefer Reporters 'Wave an American Flag' Than Ask Him Questions
By Lauren Tousignant June 26, 2025 | 12:06pm
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splinter The E.U. Thinks that Maybe, Just Maybe, Israel is Breaching Human Rights
By Tiernan Cannon June 26, 2025 | 10:01am
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splinter Almost One Third of This Low-Lying Pacific Island Nation Wants Out
By Dave Levitan June 26, 2025 | 8:56am
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politics > abortion Susan Collins' Approval Rating Is in the Toilet 3 Years After 'Dobbs'
By Susan Rinkunas June 25, 2025 | 5:07pm
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splinter Picturing a Perfect Lefty World in 2028
By Jacob Weindling June 25, 2025 | 3:03pm
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politics, celebrities The 'No Space for Bezos' Movement Is the Only Good Thing About the Bezos Wedding
By Audra Heinrichs June 25, 2025 | 2:20pm
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splinter RFK Jr.'s Vaccines Axe Is Starting to Fall
By Dave Levitan June 25, 2025 | 12:43pm
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politics Cuomo Whistleblower on Zohran Mamdani's Win: 'We Will Force Change Whether Abusers Like It or Not'
By Audra Heinrichs, Lauren Tousignant June 25, 2025 | 12:20pm
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splinter Zohran Mamdani and Brad Lander Prove that Better Things Are Possible
By Jacob Weindling June 25, 2025 | 11:12am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t At Least 1 Thing Ends in the 'It Ends With Us' Lawsuits
By Lauren Tousignant June 25, 2025 | 10:03am
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splinter Trump Assault on Science Gets Literal as the NSF Is Kicked Out of Its Headquarters
By Dave Levitan June 25, 2025 | 8:44am
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politics > abortion GOP Lawmaker Blames the Left After Florida's Abortion Ban Nearly Killed Her
By Ria Gupta June 24, 2025 | 5:27pm
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splinter Is the NBA Still A League Defined By Dynasties?
By Jacob Weindling June 24, 2025 | 4:54pm
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splinter Mike Lee's Public Lands Selloff Extravaganza Apparently Felled By, Uh, Rules
By Dave Levitan June 24, 2025 | 1:35pm
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splinter Shipping Giant Maersk Divests from Companies Tied to Israel’s Illegal West Bank Settlements
By Jacob Weindling June 24, 2025 | 12:32pm
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politics > abortion 3 Years After 'Dobbs,' Abortion Bans Have Not Stopped People From Needing and Getting Abortions
By Lauren Tousignant June 24, 2025 | 11:50am
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celebrities > dirt-bag, dirt-bag-t I Wouldn't Mess With Rachel Zegler's (Hot) Bodguard, But If He Wanted to Mess With Me...
By Alise Morales June 24, 2025 | 11:03am
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splinter Europe’s Leaders Dutifully Follow Trump and Netanyahu into the Abyss
By Tiernan Cannon June 24, 2025 | 10:01am
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entertainment > books-entertainment, politics > abortion How a $5 Pack of Abortion Pills in Ethiopia Sparked a Movement to 'Demedicalize' Access in the U.S.
By Rebecca Grant June 24, 2025 | 9:06am
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splinter 'Ceasefire' Ends Before It Began, Words, What Do They Mean
By Dave Levitan June 24, 2025 | 8:35am
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splinter Democratic Sex Pests Stick Together in New York Mayoral Race
By Jacob Weindling June 23, 2025 | 3:56pm
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politics Girl Power! One of the U.S. Pilots Who Bombed Iran Was a Woman
By Lauren Tousignant June 23, 2025 | 3:46pm
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splinter Iran Strikes Back at the US in Qatar, and a Theory About This War Arises
By Jacob Weindling June 23, 2025 | 2:22pm
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entertainment > books-entertainment Has AI Come for Romantasy Novels Already?
By Jackie Jennings June 23, 2025 | 1:03pm
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splinter Oh Hey, It Suddenly Might Be Profitable for Oil Companies to Drill More, Weird
By Dave Levitan June 23, 2025 | 11:41am
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splinter The US and Israel's War Against Iran Has Already Backfired
By Roqayah Chamseddine June 23, 2025 | 10:34am
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splinter Trump’s War with Iran Is Shockingly Unpopular
By Jacob Weindling June 23, 2025 | 10:12am
