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JD Vance Doesn't Deserve Disneyland, Disney World, or PeaceBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 15, 2025 | 12:00pm -
MAGA's in the Bargaining Stage of Epstein Files' Grief By Lauren TousignantJuly 15, 2025 | 10:08am -
The Supreme Court Isn't Even Pretending AnymoreBy Dave LevitanJuly 15, 2025 | 9:04am -
Climate Apartheid Is HereBy Roqayah ChamseddineJuly 15, 2025 | 7:42am -
Dr. Oz Brings Carrot Cake to Fox Business… to Tell Medicaid Recipients Not to Eat Carrot Cake??By Lauren TousignantJuly 14, 2025 | 6:51pm -
A Ranking of the Wimbledon Couples I Want to Play Doubles WithBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 14, 2025 | 3:53pm -
Pam Bondi Fires DOJ's Top Ethics Advisor and Misspells His Name in Letter By Lauren TousignantJuly 14, 2025 | 1:46pm -
Check Out These Images a NASA Probe Grabbed From the Sun's DoorstepBy Dave LevitanJuly 14, 2025 | 1:11pm -
Grok's Nazi Turn Was a Feature, Not a BugBy Roqayah ChamseddineJuly 14, 2025 | 11:06am -
Oprah Winfrey and Gayle King Have Added a ThirdBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 14, 2025 | 9:45am -
It Is Once Again Smoke SeasonBy Dave LevitanJuly 14, 2025 | 8:30am -
Ken Paxton's Wife Files for Divorce 'on Biblical Grounds'By Susan RinkunasJuly 11, 2025 | 5:17pm -
FBI Deputy Director Takes Mental Health Day Over Trump's Epstein BetrayalBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 11, 2025 | 2:51pm -
Trump Says Kristi Noem Def Didn't Delay Texas Flood Response—Because He Saw Her on TVBy Lauren TousignantJuly 11, 2025 | 2:47pm -
I DM'd the Executive Producers of 'The Pitt' to Ask WTF Happened With Dr. Heather CollinsBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 11, 2025 | 1:50pm -
Lena Dunham Says She Saw MAGA's Rise ComingBy Claire GuinanJuly 11, 2025 | 12:46pm -
New Poll Shows Record-High Support for ImmigrationBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 11, 2025 | 12:38pm -
Is Jon Stewart In Paramount's Crosshairs Following The 60 Minutes Settlement?By Jason TabrysJuly 11, 2025 | 11:34am -
RFK Jr. Might Be Coming For Mammograms and Colonoscopies NextBy Dave LevitanJuly 11, 2025 | 11:01am -
A Wave of Terrorism-Related Arrests Hits LondonBy Tiernan CannonJuly 11, 2025 | 10:25am -
On Justin Bieber's New Album, Marriage Never Sounded So Terrible!By Audra HeinrichsJuly 11, 2025 | 10:12am -
Renewables-Backed Transmission Project Touted as a Trump 'Win' Now Facing the AxeBy Dave LevitanJuly 11, 2025 | 9:05am -
The Spirit of Karaoke Suffers in the Latest 'And Just Like That...'By Kady Ruth AshcraftJuly 10, 2025 | 9:45pm -
In Defense of Hugh Grant Falling Asleep at WimbledonBy Claire GuinanJuly 10, 2025 | 5:08pm -
Will Poulter Is Being Criminally Underused on 'The Bear'By Audra HeinrichsJuly 10, 2025 | 4:31pm -
Kristi Noem Fucked Up FEMA's Response to Texas FloodsBy Lauren TousignantJuly 10, 2025 | 4:10pm -
Chuck Schumer Still Wants to Tell You What the Government Knows About UFOsBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 10, 2025 | 3:42pm -
120 Dead, 161 Still Missing, and the Potentially Catastrophic Federal Response in Texas is Getting ClearerBy Dave LevitanJuly 10, 2025 | 2:31pm -
McCarthyite Centrism’s Identity Crisis Is HereBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 10, 2025 | 12:36pm -
Wimbledon, Keep Trinity Rodman’s Correct Name in Your MouthBy Alyssa MercanteJuly 10, 2025 | 10:38am -
Tom Brady and Sofia Vergara Are Reportedly Hooking Up on the High SeasBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 10, 2025 | 9:41am -
Area Man Terrified of Subway To Run Space AgencyBy Dave LevitanJuly 10, 2025 | 9:05am -
No Offense, But I Don't Need These People in 'The Devil Wears Prada' SequelBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 9, 2025 | 5:10pm -
Does Hailey Bieber Know What a Pocket Is?By Ria GuptaJuly 9, 2025 | 3:13pm -
Pamela Anderson Just Friendzoned Liam Neeson...By Audra HeinrichsJuly 9, 2025 | 1:31pm -
American Foreign Aid Has Countless Neoliberal Strings Attached To ItBy Roqayah ChamseddineJuly 9, 2025 | 12:57pm -
Elon Musk's AI Chatbot Turned Into a Nazi After Getting Anti-Woke Update By Lauren TousignantJuly 9, 2025 | 12:47pm -
Trump Would Like Everyone to Stop Talking About Jeffrey EpsteinBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 9, 2025 | 12:33pm -
A Quarter-Century After Eliminating Measles, RFK Jr. Presides Over a Grim New RecordBy Dave LevitanJuly 9, 2025 | 12:30pm -
Jessica Biel Used to Make Fun of Beverley Mitchell for Being Friends With NSYNCBy Lauren TousignantJuly 9, 2025 | 9:58am -
'Why Don't You Tell Me': Trump Gets His Hegseth News From the Press Like the Rest of UsBy Dave LevitanJuly 9, 2025 | 9:25am -
Jennifer Anniston’s Rumored New Boyfriend Is a Hot HypnotistBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 8, 2025 | 6:40pm -
New Book Confirms Trump Avoided Abortion Stance Because He Knew He'd LoseBy Susan RinkunasJuly 8, 2025 | 6:23pm -
Lena Dunham Reveals Where All the Girls Are NowBy Lauren TousignantJuly 8, 2025 | 4:49pm -
American Horror Story: Butthurt Foreigner Wants New Party After Bad Bill, Botched Epstein ClaimsBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 8, 2025 | 4:18pm -
President Deals Is Super Serious He’s Not Going to Cave This TimeBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 8, 2025 | 4:07pm -
Secretary of Agriculture Has Extremely Wrong Ideas About Medicaid Recipients and Ag WorkersBy Dave LevitanJuly 8, 2025 | 2:42pm -
MAGA’s Reality Shatters As Trump Betrays Them Over Jeffrey EpsteinBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 8, 2025 | 1:51pm -
After Cierra Ortega's 'Love Island' Exit, Her Parents Ask Everyone for 'Basic Human Decency'By Alise MoralesJuly 8, 2025 | 11:16am -
Trump Executive Order Continues All-Of-The-Below Energy Strategy, Aims to Speed Up Murder of Wind and SolarBy Dave LevitanJuly 8, 2025 | 9:47am -
Planned Parenthood Scores Temporary Victory Over Trump's Funding BanBy Lauren TousignantJuly 8, 2025 | 9:04am -
Trump's EPA Backs Down on 'Forever Chemicals'. But Hey, Novel Probiotics Could Help Us Poop Them Out.By Ross PomeJuly 8, 2025 | 8:31am -
Kristi Noem Accidentally Low-Key Suggested That Trump Might Be to Blame for Deadly Texas FloodingBy Lauren TousignantJuly 7, 2025 | 6:52pm -
So...Anne Hathaway's Next Movie Sounds InsaneBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 7, 2025 | 4:13pm -
President Deals Announces Another Delay to His Tariff DelaysBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 7, 2025 | 4:01pm -
HALEU Could Be the Key to Energy Independence — and This U.S. Company Holds the PatentBy Contributor ContentJuly 7, 2025 | 2:24pm -
Mannequin Pussy Won't Let Their Audiences Succumb to 2025's BullshitBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 7, 2025 | 2:20pm -
Lutnick's Commerce Department Innovating New Ways to Keep Potential Employees AwayBy Dave LevitanJuly 7, 2025 | 12:17pm -
Elon Musk Launches the America Party to Definitely Not Destroy GOP Majorities in CongressBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 7, 2025 | 11:50am -
The Supreme Court Is More Broken Than EverBy Thor BensonJuly 7, 2025 | 10:48am -
It's Rich-People-on-Yachts SeasonBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 7, 2025 | 10:26am -
81 People Are Dead and It Is Still Raining in TexasBy Dave LevitanJuly 7, 2025 | 9:07am -
How BRICS Aims to Upend the Hegemony of the DollarBy Roqayah ChamseddineJuly 7, 2025 | 9:01am -
Inside the Mind of the Influencer Who Thinks You Should Be Rude to WaitstaffBy Claire GuinanJuly 4, 2025 | 11:37am -
This Week's 'And Just Like That...' Was a Horror MovieBy Kady Ruth AshcraftJuly 3, 2025 | 9:50pm -
Pixar Continues to Shoot Itself in the FootBy Ria GuptaJuly 3, 2025 | 7:09pm -
If John Fetterman Hates His Job So Much, He Can Simply QuitBy Susan RinkunasJuly 3, 2025 | 6:20pm -
Man Posts Carl Jung Quotes to Intellectualize His BreakupBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 3, 2025 | 4:30pm -
House GOP Sells Out the Most Vulnerable Americans for Trump MerchBy Lauren TousignantJuly 3, 2025 | 4:07pm -
Does Hakeem Jeffries Know How to Swing a Baseball Bat? A Splinter InvestigationBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 3, 2025 | 12:29pm -
Sources Say Zeldin's EPA Is Retaliating Against Declaration SignersBy Dave LevitanJuly 3, 2025 | 12:05pm -
Republicans Work to Pass Budget Bill When Earth is Conveniently Farthest Away From the SunBy Dave LevitanJuly 3, 2025 | 11:19am -
Brad Pitt Suggests Life, Not Your Own Actions, ‘Throws These Struggles at You’By Lauren TousignantJuly 3, 2025 | 10:25am -
Rural Hospital Closes Due to GOP’s Gargantuan Medicaid CutsBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 3, 2025 | 10:16am -
Area Dictator Jangles Keys at Lawmakers, SuccessfullyBy Dave LevitanJuly 3, 2025 | 8:39am -
Wisconsin Supreme Court Killed Its 176-Year-Old Abortion BanBy Lauren TousignantJuly 2, 2025 | 5:38pm -
Diddy Found Guilty of Lesser Charges in Sex Trafficking and Racketeering TrialBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 2, 2025 | 2:47pm -
Winter is Coming: How AstroTurf Surfaces Enable Year-Round Athletic Training in Cold Climate RegionsBy Contributor ContentJuly 2, 2025 | 2:21pm -
Trump's Economic Slowdown Is HereBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 2, 2025 | 2:14pm -
Check Out This Extremely Cool Cloud in Extremely Hot PortugalBy Dave LevitanJuly 2, 2025 | 2:04pm -
Jezebel's July Book Club Pick: 'The Bombshell' by Darrow FarrBy Nora Biette-TimmonsJuly 2, 2025 | 11:59am -
Paramount Kills CBS News, Agrees to 'Bribe' With TrumpBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 2, 2025 | 10:26am -
Charlize Theron Has Me Excited to Hook Up in My 40sBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 2, 2025 | 10:13am -
Republicans Miraculously Offer Just Enough No-Votes to Still WinBy Dave LevitanJuly 2, 2025 | 8:13am -
Man Who Sings About Bonfires & Blacking Out Doesn't Think Beyoncé Is CountryBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 1, 2025 | 5:20pm -
Senate Passes Bill to Defund Planned Parenthood Thanks to 'Pro-Choice' Sen. MurkowskiBy Susan RinkunasJuly 1, 2025 | 3:23pm -
The Bond Market Begins Its Revolt Over the GOP’s “We Are All Going to Die” BillBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 1, 2025 | 3:13pm -
Zeroing Out at NOAABy Dave LevitanJuly 1, 2025 | 2:20pm -
Today's a Good Day to Stream Bob VylanBy Audra HeinrichsJuly 1, 2025 | 2:13pm -
Khloé Kardashian Posts Plastic Surgery HaulBy Alise MoralesJuly 1, 2025 | 11:16am -
Trump Threatens to Deport Elon As They Start Fighting AgainBy Jacob WeindlingJuly 1, 2025 | 10:09am -
In Texas, You're More Likely to Bleed to Death During a Miscarriage By Lauren TousignantJuly 1, 2025 | 9:49am -
AI Is Empire's Attempt to Automate ObedienceBy Roqayah ChamseddineJuly 1, 2025 | 9:27am -
Bad News for Sea Ice: The Ocean Around Antarctica Is Getting SaltierBy Dave LevitanJuly 1, 2025 | 8:20am -
Well, Keke Palmer Finally Addressed That Jonathan Majors Interview...By Audra HeinrichsJune 30, 2025 | 4:37pm -
The Bezos-Sánchez Wedding Was a Real 21st-Century Fairy Tale (Derogatory)By Jackie JenningsJune 30, 2025 | 3:25pm -
How Bad Is the NBA’s Gambling Problem?By Jacob WeindlingJune 30, 2025 | 2:11pm -
At Adriana Smith’s Funeral, Democratic Lawmaker Calls Out ‘Restrictive Fetal Personhood Regimes’By Lauren TousignantJune 30, 2025 | 2:03pm -
Democratic Leaders Join Republicans' Islamophobic Attacks on Zohran MamdaniBy Jacob WeindlingJune 30, 2025 | 12:03pm -
'Recklessly Undermining the EPA Mission': Staff Issue Public Call for Zeldin to Correct CourseBy Dave LevitanJune 30, 2025 | 10:41am -
It Appears That Kris Jenner Won't Share a Water TaxiBy Audra HeinrichsJune 30, 2025 | 10:15am -
For Republicans in Congress, Retirement is a Helluva DrugBy Dave LevitanJune 30, 2025 | 8:00am -
DHS Catapults Bald Baby-Faced JD Vance Meme Onto Global StageBy Susan Rinkunas, Lauren TousignantJune 28, 2025 | 2:35pm -
In Eva Orner's 'Surviving Ohio State,' Male Survivors Get Their DueBy Audra HeinrichsJune 27, 2025 | 5:40pm -
Ranking Jeff Bezos & Lauren Sánchez's Wedding Attendees Based on How Long They'll Survive the Class WarsBy Claire GuinanJune 27, 2025 | 4:34pm -
The Trade War Is Back On As Canada Calls Trump’s BluffBy Jacob WeindlingJune 27, 2025 | 3:49pm -
So, This Is What an Aneurysm Feels LikeBy Lauren TousignantJune 27, 2025 | 3:02pm -
Corporate Corruption and the Lefty Case for Caring About UFOsBy Jacob WeindlingJune 27, 2025 | 2:55pm