- Kentucky's Democratic Governor Wouldn't Say If He'd Replace Mitch McConnell With a RepublicanBy Caitlin CruzAugust 31, 2023 | 4:50pm
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                Blood-Swapping Tech Bro Extends Eternal Youth Ambitions to PenisBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 31, 2023 | 4:38pm - In ‘Perpetrator,’ the Horror Is Explicitly Feminist and All the Blood Looks MenstrualBy Rich JuzwiakAugust 31, 2023 | 4:34pm
 - Tim Scott Being a 57-Year-Old Bachelor Is Reportedly Spooking Republican DonorsBy Susan RinkunasAugust 31, 2023 | 4:00pm
 - Bethenny Frankel Says Andy Cohen Probably ‘Despises’ Her for Trying to UnionizeBy Audra HeinrichsAugust 31, 2023 | 3:32pm
 - Jezebel's Song of the Summer Tournament: We Have Our WinnerBy Rich Juzwiak, Audra HeinrichsAugust 31, 2023 | 2:30pm
 - Andrew Tate’s 'Generals' Victimized at Least 45 Women, Per Horrific Leaked TextsBy Kylie CheungAugust 31, 2023 | 2:05pm
 - Nice! Ellen Degeneres Isn't Dead, After AllBy Audra HeinrichsAugust 31, 2023 | 1:52pm
 - Incarcerated Woman Gave Birth Alone in a Tennessee JailBy Caitlin CruzAugust 30, 2023 | 9:20pm
 - 3 States Just Banned Nonconsensual Pelvic ExamsBy Kylie CheungAugust 30, 2023 | 9:00pm
 - I Demand ABC Ensures Each of the 22 'Golden Bachelor' Contestants Find Long-Lasting LoveBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 30, 2023 | 8:45pm
 - Cool Moon Tonight? Not So FastBy Lauren TousignantAugust 30, 2023 | 8:23pm
 - Right-Wing Harassment Led to Bomb Threats Against 3 Elementary Schools and Libraries This WeekBy Kylie CheungAugust 30, 2023 | 7:25pm
 - Mitch McConnell Freezes Up Again at Kentucky Press ConferenceBy Caitlin CruzAugust 30, 2023 | 6:40pm
 - Litigious Ana De Armas Fans Won't Get Justice for Being Tricked into Watching 'Yesterday'By Audra HeinrichsAugust 30, 2023 | 6:20pm
 - The One Word the Royal Family Wouldn't Let Meghan Markle Say on TVBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 30, 2023 | 5:56pm
 - Florida Man Arrested for Murdering Pregnant Teen Girlfriend Who Didn't Want AbortionBy Susan RinkunasAugust 30, 2023 | 3:30pm
 - Former ‘Bachelor’ Contestant Says He’s ‘Alive and Well’ After Death AnnouncementBy Kylie CheungAugust 30, 2023 | 2:15pm
 - Kylie and Timothée Still Appear to Be CanoodlingBy Lauren TousignantAugust 30, 2023 | 1:13pm
 - Fetus-Stealing Anti-Abortion Activist Is Found Guilty of Blockading D.C. ClinicBy Susan RinkunasAugust 29, 2023 | 8:35pm
 - Hailey and Justin Bieber’s Contrasting Outfits Spark Stupidly Intense Internet DebateBy Kylie CheungAugust 29, 2023 | 8:15pm
 - Parents Credit the Janitors at UNC Chapel Hill for Saving Their Children's Lives During ShootingBy Kylie CheungAugust 29, 2023 | 6:45pm
 - The Royal Family Is Just Folding Prince Andrew Back in Like We Wouldn't NoticeBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 29, 2023 | 5:55pm
 - Amy Coney Barrett Thinks People Have 'Misimpressions' of the Supreme CourtBy Susan RinkunasAugust 29, 2023 | 5:20pm
 - Retired Judge Pinpoints 'Stunningly Stupid' Moment Trump's Legal Team Lost a HearingBy Caitlin CruzAugust 29, 2023 | 4:16pm
 - California Sues School District Over Policy to Forcibly Out Trans KidsBy Kylie CheungAugust 29, 2023 | 3:30pm
 - 'The Idol' Canceled by HBO After Being 'Canceled' by ViewersBy Rich JuzwiakAugust 29, 2023 | 1:40pm
 - I Let 3 Sorority Rush Consultants Read My Life For FilthBy Audra HeinrichsAugust 29, 2023 | 1:00pm
 - Stars of ‘Once Upon a One More Time’ Test Their Britney Spears KnowledgeBy Emily LeibertAugust 28, 2023 | 10:00pm
 - Eminem Just Told Vivek Ramaswamy to Stop Trying to Rap His SongsBy Kylie CheungAugust 28, 2023 | 9:20pm
 - Sam Bankman-Fried Appeals Jail Sentence After Being Denied Adderall, Vegan FoodBy Kylie CheungAugust 28, 2023 | 7:40pm
 - Our Queen Couldn't Make Time for Kate Middleton's Tea PartyBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 28, 2023 | 6:55pm
 - Turns Out Ron DeSantis' Tale About a Fetus in a Pan Was Actually a Coat-Hanger AbortionBy Susan RinkunasAugust 28, 2023 | 6:00pm
 - Spanish Soccer Exec’s Mom Declares Hunger Strike in Defense of Him After Forced KissBy Caitlin CruzAugust 28, 2023 | 5:45pm
 - Ohio Police Fatally Shot 21-Year-Old Pregnant Black Woman Who Allegedly Stole LiquorBy Kylie CheungAugust 28, 2023 | 5:20pm
 - ‘Bottoms’ Could’ve Been Even Greater But For One Glaring HoleBy Audra HeinrichsAugust 28, 2023 | 4:59pm
 - Ron DeSantis Heavily Booed at Vigil for Black Shooting Victims in JacksonvilleBy Kylie CheungAugust 28, 2023 | 2:50pm
 - Starbucks Workers on Ed Sheeran Picking Up Shift at Union-Busting Store: 'Straight Up Embarrassing'By Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 28, 2023 | 1:45pm
 - The Comedy Specials, Country Songs, and Yassified Mugshots That Got Us Through the WeekBy Jezebel StaffAugust 25, 2023 | 9:20pm
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 The Comedy Specials, Country Songs, and Yassified Mugshots That Got Us Through the WeekBy Jezebel StaffAugust 25, 2023 | 9:20pm
                         - Biden Is Already Campaigning off an Abortion Clip From the Republican Primary DebateBy Susan RinkunasAugust 25, 2023 | 7:55pm
 - Miley Cyrus Releases ‘Used to Be Young’ 10 Years After Twerking at the VMAsBy Emily LeibertAugust 25, 2023 | 7:30pm
 - Looks Like Amy Klobuchar Found Herself Some Snacks at the Minnesota State FairBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 25, 2023 | 7:00pm
 - Ohio Board Replaces Term 'Fetus' With 'Unborn Child' on November Abortion Ballot MeasureBy Caitlin CruzAugust 25, 2023 | 6:10pm
 - Seeing Trump's Mug Shot Was Cathartic for About 30 SecondsBy Susan RinkunasAugust 25, 2023 | 5:30pm
 - Spanish Soccer Exec Who Kissed Players Now Claims ‘False Feminists’ Are ‘Trying to Kill Me’By Kylie CheungAugust 25, 2023 | 5:15pm
 - Dang, I Really Thought Pete Davidson and Chase Sui Wonders Would Make ItBy Kylie CheungAugust 25, 2023 | 4:40pm
 - Drew Barrymore’s Stalker, Who Also Appears to Have Stalked Amber Heard, Was ArrestedBy Kylie CheungAugust 25, 2023 | 3:25pm
 - How I Feel Reading About How Many Calories Heidi Klum Eats in a DayBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 25, 2023 | 1:55pm
 - Stars of 'Once Upon a One More Time’ Reveal What It Was Like Getting Britney Spears’ ApprovalBy Emily Leibert, Justin RodriguezAugust 24, 2023 | 9:40pm
 - How a Makeup Director Achieved the Horny, Gory Aesthetic of ‘Bottoms’By Emily LeibertAugust 24, 2023 | 9:00pm
 - Class Action Suit Alleges Quebec Hospitals Sterilized Indigenous Women Without ConsentBy Kylie CheungAugust 24, 2023 | 7:15pm
 - Kim Cattrall’s ‘And Just Like That’ Cameo Gave Us a Glimpse of the Revival We DeservedBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 24, 2023 | 6:45pm
 - Spanish Soccer Exec to Resign After Forcibly Kissing Player During World Cup VictoryBy Caitlin CruzAugust 24, 2023 | 4:50pm
 - Bryan Kohberger Waives His Right to a Speedy Trial, Devastating Victims' FamiliesBy Kylie CheungAugust 24, 2023 | 3:15pm
 - 'Tan Mom' Is Running for U.S. Senate As a 'Compassionate Conservative'By Audra HeinrichsAugust 24, 2023 | 1:45pm
 - Nikki Haley Slams Mike Pence for Lying About Abortion…Then Also Lies About AbortionBy Susan RinkunasAugust 24, 2023 | 3:30am
 - Asked About Abortion, Ron DeSantis Tells Bizarre Story About a Fetus in a PanBy Kylie CheungAugust 24, 2023 | 3:00am
 - Liberty University Students Are Challenging Its Anti-Dancing PolicyBy Kylie CheungAugust 23, 2023 | 10:00pm
 - Lizzo Planning to Sue Her Former Backup DancersBy Audra HeinrichsAugust 23, 2023 | 9:45pm
 - The Right Has Already Turned on Their Appalachian Folk HeroBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 23, 2023 | 8:15pm
 - Biden Floods Fox News with Abortion Rights Ads Before First Republican DebateBy Kylie CheungAugust 23, 2023 | 6:50pm
 - South Carolina's All-Male Supreme Court Approves Extreme 6-Week Abortion BanBy Caitlin CruzAugust 23, 2023 | 5:55pm
 - 8 GOP Candidates Will Battle for Worst Abortion Take at Tonight's Republican DebateBy Susan RinkunasAugust 23, 2023 | 5:25pm
 - Crying Parents of Shooting Victims Were Physically Removed From Tennessee LegislatureBy Kylie CheungAugust 23, 2023 | 4:50pm
 - Patricia Clarkson on Why She Didn't Marry or Have Kids: ‘I’ve Had a Sexy-Ass Life’By Kylie CheungAugust 23, 2023 | 2:35pm
 - Whoopi Goldberg Tells Raven-Symoné She's 'Not a Lesbian But I Know Lots of Them'By Emily LeibertAugust 23, 2023 | 2:00pm
 - Texas Lawmakers Omit the Word ‘Abortion’ From Legislation to Get Gov. Greg Abbott to SignBy Caitlin CruzAugust 22, 2023 | 9:10pm
 - Looks Like the GOP’s Youngest Presidential Candidate May Also Be Its Worst MansplainerBy Kylie CheungAugust 22, 2023 | 8:35pm
 - Sha'Carri Richardson Is Now the Fastest Woman in the WorldBy Emily LeibertAugust 22, 2023 | 7:25pm
 - Powerful Amicus Brief Asks SCOTUS to Block Domestic Abusers From Owning GunsBy Caitlin CruzAugust 22, 2023 | 6:25pm
 - Indiana, Where 10-Year-Old Rape Victim Traveled for Care, Bans Abortion Without Rape ExceptionBy Kylie CheungAugust 22, 2023 | 6:05pm
 - Nun Recited Hail Marys in Witness' Face at Abortion Clinic Blockade TrialBy Susan RinkunasAugust 22, 2023 | 5:55pm
 - Jennifer Aniston Is 'So Over' Cancel CultureBy Audra HeinrichsAugust 22, 2023 | 5:05pm
 - Georgia Sheriff Pleads Guilty to Groping TV Judge at a Cop ConventionBy Kylie CheungAugust 22, 2023 | 4:35pm
 - Prachi Gupta Smashes the Model Minority Myth in Her Devastating Memoir 'They Called Us Exceptional'By Rich JuzwiakAugust 22, 2023 | 3:38pm
 - Billy McFarland Is Selling Tix for Fyre Festival II, Which He Planned While in Solitary ConfinementBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 22, 2023 | 3:20pm
 - Britney Spears Throws Divorce Party Amid Reports That Sam Asghari Couldn’t Handle Her FreedomBy Emily LeibertAugust 22, 2023 | 1:55pm
 - Spanish Soccer Federation President Apologizes for Kissing Players, Grabbing Crotch After WinBy Kylie CheungAugust 21, 2023 | 8:30pm
 - Georgia's Ban on Healthcare for Trans Kids Is Blocked in CourtBy Caitlin CruzAugust 21, 2023 | 8:00pm
 - The Family Drama Surrounding Tish Cyrus' Wedding Looks Messy As HellBy Emily LeibertAugust 21, 2023 | 5:40pm
 - Louisiana's Republican AG Candidate Falsely Declares Abortion Pills Are Tainted With FentanylBy Caitlin CruzAugust 21, 2023 | 5:00pm
 - Ron DeSantis, Perpetual Dweeb, Misfires Again With ‘Listless Vessels’ BurnBy Susan RinkunasAugust 21, 2023 | 4:36pm
 - Elon Musk’s Reported $10 Million Donation to Fertility Research Is Deeply UnsettlingBy Kylie CheungAugust 21, 2023 | 4:00pm
 - Beloved 66-Year-Old Shop Owner in California Was Fatally Shot for Displaying a Pride FlagBy Audra HeinrichsAugust 21, 2023 | 3:35pm
 - Kid Rock Drinks Bud Light at Concert Months After Canceling It With a RifleBy Kady Ruth AshcraftAugust 21, 2023 | 3:05pm
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 Jack Antonoff and Margaret Qualley Married in Jersey, and Most Importantly, Taylor Swift AttendedBy Rich JuzwiakAugust 21, 2023 | 1:31pm
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 The 90s Rom-Com, Summery R&B, and Old TV That Got Us Through the WeekBy Jezebel StaffAugust 18, 2023 | 9:00pm
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 Nebraska Is Now Moving to Put Abortion to a Statewide Vote in 2024By Susan RinkunasAugust 18, 2023 | 7:40pm
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 ‘And Just Like That’ Took on Unwanted Pregnancy This Week, and It Feels Like a RegressionBy Kylie CheungAugust 18, 2023 | 5:50pm
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 Lil Tay’s Mom Says She’s Fighting for Her Teen's ‘Rights and Freedom’ to Pursue a CareerBy Emily LeibertAugust 18, 2023 | 5:00pm
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 Alright, Who Is Vivek Ramaswamy and Do We Need to Take Him Seriously?By Kylie CheungAugust 18, 2023 | 4:35pm
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 Devastating Doc 'The Eternal Memory' Captures Love in the Time of Alzheimer'sBy Rich JuzwiakAugust 18, 2023 | 4:13pm
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 Texas Woman Called Judge in Trump Case a 'Slave,' Threatened to Kill HerBy Susan RinkunasAugust 18, 2023 | 3:40pm
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 Sam Asghari in Official Divorce Announcement: 'Sh*t Happens'By Audra HeinrichsAugust 18, 2023 | 1:52pm
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 Abortion Patient Was Forced to Climb Through a Window Because of Clinic BlockadeBy Caitlin CruzAugust 17, 2023 | 8:55pm
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 Abortion Clinic Near California-Arizona Border Burns Down, a Major Blow to Regional AccessBy Kylie CheungAugust 17, 2023 | 8:05pm
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 Kyrsten Sinema Says Biden Should Find 'Middle Ground' With Tommy Tuberville on Abortion Stand-OffBy Caitlin CruzAugust 17, 2023 | 7:10pm
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 Doja Cat Publicly Celebrates Losing Fans as Controversial Romance Seems to Heat UpBy Kylie CheungAugust 17, 2023 | 6:48pm
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 Leonard Bernstein’s Kids Defend Bradley Cooper’s Prosthetic Nose: Dad Had a 'Nice, Big Nose'By Emily LeibertAugust 17, 2023 | 6:05pm
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 Teen’s Family 'Extremely Fearful' for Her Life After She Fled to Italy With Exorcist PriestBy Lorena O'NeilAugust 17, 2023 | 4:55pm
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 Melania Trump Is Just Live Laugh Loving Through Trump’s Fourth IndictmentBy Kylie CheungAugust 17, 2023 | 2:50pm
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 Trump-Appointed Judge Cites Wildlife Cases As a Reason to Ban Abortion PillsBy Susan RinkunasAugust 17, 2023 | 2:34pm
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 Jezebel's Song of the Summer Final Round: It's 2012 vs. 1990 for the Official Summer JamBy Rich JuzwiakAugust 17, 2023 | 2:05pm
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 Is Sam Asghari Threatening to Release Embarrassing Info About Britney Spears Over Their Prenup?By Audra HeinrichsAugust 17, 2023 | 1:45pm
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 Supreme Court Will Hear Abortion Pill Case Right in the Middle of the 2024 CampaignBy Caitlin CruzAugust 16, 2023 | 9:21pm
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 Britney Spears, Sam Asghari Reportedly Split After Just Over 1 Year of MarriageBy Nora Biette-TimmonsAugust 16, 2023 | 9:00pm
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 Rachel Zegler's Approach to Playing 'Snow White' Has Managed to Piss Off All Corners of the InternetBy Kylie CheungAugust 16, 2023 | 8:45pm